𝒈𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒏

ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴇᴛ....

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henlo gaben. hello you STINKY game developer. Go eat a steam ugly

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what is 2 + 1?

“ 21 and if you double that, you get 42 which is equal the universe’s number of life. ″

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Gaben, vhen vill I be able to actually use my veapons to defend myself properly?

“ when you learn how to ‘get gud’ ”

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“ god still hasn’t given me my ten bucks. ”

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Faster, stronger, GABEN GABEN

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Lord Gaben can you add a 100% chance for a random crit to occur with every shot/rocket?

“ Critical hits will always be fair and balanced. ”

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hey god when am i getting that pyro update i was promised

“ Wait there was a Pyro update? ”

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Lord Gaben when will you nerf the Soldier?

“ There’s no need to nerf the Soldier. He is balanced with all his weapon choices. I say we nerf the Heavy more. ”

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“ Oh hah, for a second I forgot I can get rid of Team Fortress 2™ any time I want. Sorry everyone, but Team Fortress Classic™ is the new Team Fortress 2™ .”

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𝓲'𝓶 𝓪 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂.