[gloww0rms]

Getting into healymarch in the big ‘26. Sure what the hell

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

Evolution of River’s Attempts to Make Physical Contact with Louisa

S2: Louisa is upset, River gives her a side hug and kisses the top of her head

S3: Louisa is upset, River hugs her

S5: Louisa is upset, River kisses her on the mouth

S6 (based on predictive modeling): Louisa is upset, River begins undressing

[youareheaven]

can’t believe Olivia Rodrigo wrote a song about s1-3 River!

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

Getting a comment on a fic after you haven’t gotten one in a while:

[regentsparkfrottage]

That was the gayest little high five I have ever seen James Spider Webb I know what you are

[regentsparkfrottage]

not my usual posting but this just occurred to me

Coltland AU where Colt is not particularly fond of Ryland being affiliated with NASA during the Hail Mary stuff because he was wearing a NASA jacket when the accident happened and he just doesn't like hearing about it. Bonus points if Ryland gets uneasy/upset looking at NASA branding on stuff on the Hail Mary but he can't figure out why until he remembers he has a twin they took him away from

[m0d3rnvamp1r3izm]

My slow horses experience is wanting to give river a little kiss and spin him around a little through seasons 1-3

And then genuinely wanting to beat him to death and put him in a sensory deprivation chamber in seasons 4&5..

[ohgodthebrainworms]

This is fascinating because I'm almost the exact opposite.

In seasons 1-3 I want to see him beaten and humiliated until he learns to take responsibility for his own actions and think for at least 2 seconds before acting. (I am aware that violence and humiliation is not actually an effective way to make this happen, I still want to see it.)

From about halfway through season 4 I just want to hug him and force him to go to therapy.

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

He pretty much always needs to both get smacked upside the head and also told that it’s okay, accept yourself and move on.

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

I’m beat him within an inch of his life while shouting at him to be kinder to himself we don’t always get the life we imagined that’s ok River

[regentsparkfrottage]

I've said this so many times and I will continue to do so I stopped watching at the start of S4 because River just became a complete dickhead

[durrandon]

James Spider Webb + dealing with Jackson Lamb

[fortunefevas]

𓊈 ❝We're Russian. We don't give a fuck how many of us die❞ 𓊉

↳ THE GREAT │ 1.08

[eltonjohndenver]

when he gives you this look🥰🥰

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

👆Book-accurate tags

[regentsparkfrottage]

This is a recurring issue for him

[eltonjohndenver]

when he gives you this look🥰🥰

[awkwardanxiousasexual]

Spider walking down the hallway in episode 3

[phantom-threaded]

FREDDIE FOX as FREDDIE BAXTER | Cucumber (2015)

[tinkertailorsoldierguy]

this scene did not end in a dance break, despite them being in formation for one, probably as a symbolic reminder that there are no dance breaks during famine

[regentsparkfrottage]

Slow horses adjacent because they share an actor but this entire time I've been working off the assumption that Gwayne Hightower freddie fox my beloved is dead in HOTD (I haven't seen it I just like consuming online content and own two funko pops) but I've just found out apparently he actually isn't? Like he has so little screen time I assumed he was just killed off in a fight somewhere and I never heard about it but I just googled it and he's still alive in the show? What???

[hr-twink]

losing my mind a little because i never noticed but he has the fucking mole

[gayriver]

[joepickett]

Slow Horses 3.03 >> 'tis a very green scene ↓↓