blamed it on the vodka

// i genuinely thought i was dying && i could see that smile you were hidin; last night i told ya i need yathat's the last time i drink tequila;super lemon && his sidekick salt kidi start cryin && verbally assulting // @eviescoal: yo don't mix weed and tequila kids it's a fuckin' bad move. stick to beer, in the clear.

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hqolivia:

there was a soft itch on her nose in which she wiggled her nose toward and sighed softly, looking up at the slightly taller woman. she shook her head quickly, “ there’s really no catch, ” she said, now a bit excited that they were considering coming. and she wasn’t lying, she was serious. whenever she did something like this there was no tricks. “you just have to come and that’s it. i swear,” though she was a bit caught of guard before clearing her throat. “uh, i am free and single… hot, hah.”

honestly she’d pretty much known she’d go for the past few minutes, but it was fun to keep the conversation going. she certainly didn’t have anywhere to be now that the person she’d been waiting for had obviously chickened out. she smiled. “ it doesn’t sound too bad, honestly. ” it’s not like she would go because she cared about the environment. no, it was more along the lines of this girl had caught her attention and she had a small potential to make money at this event. “ so, where is it? when is it? ”

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hqolivia:

olivia seemed a lot more relaxed and much more comfortable than she was before, words seemed to come out seamlessly and much more rehearsed than before. of course, since the other (kind of) said yes, she was obviously ready for a no, but a yes, this is what was told that she do. “ well, it’s kind of an eco thing. we talk about what’s happening, extinctions, the ocean, forests. ” the small female cleared her throat, “ i’m not kind of hippie, or extremist, i just care about the earth and yeah. anyways, in case you still don’t feel like coming; there’s free food, drinks and a lot of free hot singles… if you’re single. ”

standing finally, she pushed hair out of her face and shrugged. it seemed way too good to be true. cute girl offering free food and basically a venue for her to set up some more clients. a bunch of people sitting around talking about the environment, surely she’d be able to do some business. “ right, so, what’s the catch? ” she asked. “ do i have to sign a petition and get a bunch of emails i’ll never read or something? ” she teased, pausing only a slight moment before adding “ or are you just not included in the free hot singles? ”

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perfecttioniist:

“well it could be the case, i mean– i do have great skin.”

“ you do, i won’t deny that. but i still don’t think you’re older than like ... nineteen. and that’s being generous. ”

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[kristen-jaymestewart]

“My hair was such a crutch. I looked quote unquote ‘sexy’ no matter what. I could hide behind it. As soon as I didn’t have all that hair, I had to let my face hang out. I felt more confident than I had in a really long time. And it felt really good. Maybe to most people long hair is prettier. But then what? Is your main goal in life to be desired? That is boring as fuck.”

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hqolivia:

olivia wasn’t ever the best at recruiting people, if you could even call this a recruitment. either way, she wasn’t good at whatever it was, but she would always try to use volunteering to make friends rather than ask what cheese they wanted. “ uh, so, there’s this banquet tonight. it’s not, like, fancy so no dress required, but it’s kind of this thing to talk about… the earth? ” she tried to make it sound as casual as possible and she was sure she failed at that completely.

cue the eyebrow raise. was the girl asking her out? because that would certainly be interesting, and evie would certainly agree. “ well, uh, it sounds fun.  and much fancier than the chinese take out for one i have planned ” she chuckled lightly, still gathering papers from the ground for the other. “ didn’t really think people needed banquets to talk about the earth though ” she teased.

[jiinyoungl]

“i could not be young at all. it could just be that my skin care routine is better than yours.”

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“ if that’s the case, i’m impressed and terrified ”

[jiinyoungl]

“oh, come on, you’re old?? if that’s the case i just noticed– i’m definitely into older people.”

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“ older than you, that’s for sure. but i can’t say i blame you, i do have an impeccable skin care routine afterall. ”

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hqolivia:

getting up from her position, that slightly resembled a yoga pose, she brushed herself off and found herself wincing looking at her knees, the tights she’d been wearing were now ripped and her knees a bit skidded. “ yeah, no, i’m good. just scraped my knees a bit. ” she brushed her hair from her face, a small smile on her face. “ but, this would be a good chance to bug you about something, if you wouldn’t mind listening to me for like twenty seconds. ”

once she had confirmation the other was alright, she crouched down to begin picking up the papers that had dropped. “ well, i’m no doctor, but i think you’ll live. ” she smiled. what was said next caught her a little. she looked over to the other, pausing her paper retrieval for a moment, she shrugged. “ sure, what’s on your mind? ”  

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“hey you, look at this mirror. do you know what i see?? a beautiful && youthful person. and then there’s you. kidding, kidding.”

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“ didn’t anyone ever tell you to be nice to old people, kid? ”

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hqolivia:

     The way she’d fallen was far too movie-esque and far too high school and she thought she’d been done with high school, yet there were flyers in her hands that had flown out of her hands as they went up once she tripped. Now on the ground, the shorter ends of her hair (the ones that were too short to go behind her ear) fell in front of her eyes as she looked over hoping no one saw and… she was wrong. “Hah, wow. Can we both pretend that didn’t just happen?” She got on her arms, reaching over and grabbing a few of the blue papers that she’d once held in her hands.

it seemed to happen all in slow motion but she still managed to miss half of it. one second evie was waiting for someone, someone who was supposed to have been there twenty minutes ago, the next there was a flash of commotion and she saw a girl fall in a flash of papers. when the girl spoke she was still trying to figure out what actually happened, mouth hanging open slightly. she shook her head “ you got yourself a deal ” she said, now moving over to her “ i do have to ask, are you alright? you know before i completely forget about that ”

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