home depots pussy boss

Listen I just work here

[c12h12n2o3]

@wyldwarning i'm not sure if you're stubborn or stupid.

[wyldwarning]

I don't make it a habit to believe strangers on the internet about aliens. If I did youtube at 3am would have gotten me years ago.

[wyldwarning]

@c12h12n2o3 I wouldnt call it hindered, simply jaded from existing in the form I do, nebulious and also dying. Something something, naked chicken biped.

[wyldwarning]

c12h12n2o3​:

do you still feel like this after reblogging those selfies or do i need to take you swimming.

Halloween is over you can all stop playing this joke on me, the general public on Halloween already did enough.

[memeuplift]

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[cynthia-viv-deactivated20240204]

“I am a child with an old soul. I see magic in everything. But at the same time , everything tires me because I feel everything so very deeply.”

–Juansendizon

[metanarrates]

HOT SINGLES DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE IN YOUR AREA!!!!!!!!! CLICK NOW!!!

[queenmoriarty]

The thing you are most

afraid to write,

Write that.

— advice to young writers

[lone-nyctophile]

No artist tolerates reality

- Nietzsche

[inlovewithhearts]

@undeadturtles

[wyldwarning]

I realized from my dash I should probably be greeting my followers, woops. 

Well I am thankful to get to know you all, consider this my introduction. 

My name is Joana, and I wish to speak to whoever designed halloween skeleton animals

[catchymemes]

[heiretic]

excited 2 announce i can once more grace the public w my selfies w out riskin exposure to the government tbh

[catcrumb]

[rxgicide]

imagine if you will a fire-spittin little freak boy

[nyxshadowhawk]

Exhibit by IrenHorrors

[riverwindphotography]

Evening in the Pines

© riverwindphotography, September 2022

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[abapically]

@wyldwarning started following abapically

tell me the saga of the walmart man.

[wyldwarning]

abapically​:

i am curious, but i will not press if you are not comfortable elaborating.

To save a long winded sob story it boils down simply to being cursed by a fae with an ever growing tattoo that is the source of said plants. Eventually itll spread somewhere where the plants will kill me.