manic depressive butch dream tarantula

summoner wylie postings. identified as a menace to zenith. often nsfw. invented the moon in 2003. ghosts live in my blood. EIGHT FOOT VERTICAL LEAP.

[wyliesbogofablog]

okay you want it? i fucking GOT IT. WHAT DO I HAVE?

i got shitposts, man. the fuck.

also shit to relate to. relate to shit to. the absolute goddamn toilet seat of content.

don't ask me to follow back cos this shitbrick of a motherfucker's just a damn sideblog.

okay that's my pinned post, ily bye ✌️

((all original posts and tags here (exception: posts tagged #gpots) are in-character))

((p.s. the tag "gpots" = gratuitous pictures of the summoner))

((p.s.p.s. main blog is @beneviolentwilyskytreader (creator of the character Wylie)))

[luh4en]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[loveletters2myself]

touching grass isn’t enough i need to open a portal

[teathattast]

[chaoticneutralwife]

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

[giftofgabber]

your skull has new cracks #newskullcrack

[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[thecryptkeeper]

[soulren]

You hook up with me for a one night stand and see me on grindr four years later. In the background of my photo is a fishtank. One of the fish has your face.

[entrailer]

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

a lot of my buddies are playthings for the gods. not me though

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[ladyofthebookcase]

aw mannnn

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[bobdylanyaoi]

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

[legojackmanz]

Lets work on healthy habits like not saying this

[bobdylanyaoi]

lets work on healthy habits like minding your own damn business

[miquellakind]

the bird fights its way out of the egg. awww. awwww. aw. the egg is the world So Cute. so so So cute.