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There is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. ~A.A Milne

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[saddest-cat-hours]

Damn, save some for the rest of us

[space-owl]

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

[dont-offend-the-bees]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[benegesserwitch]

starcrossed lovers

[wynndrake]

Dorian: Daddy, can you pass the salt?

The King: *reaches for salt*

Aedion: *reaches for salt*

The King:

Aedion:

The King:

Aedion:

The King:

Dorian: I can explain

[doriangaymer]

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The feline equivalent of a healer facing off solo against a tank. 

[doriangaymer]

@voidbat This is important

[voidbat]

some cats are ten thousand percent not fucking around.

[sushinfood]

This cat is so good.

[midnightpandora]

Please turn the sound on for the guys responses to the cat

[wynndrake]

Bus to a field trip: light hearted yelling and fun dancing

Bus home: "Did you know I'm genuinely concerned I am unable to love?"

[infomics]

Largest firework!

[blankmuse]

This fucked me up, tbh

[mxlfoydraco]

One thing i really like about Ginny is that she’s both a mega Quidditch jock and still pretty feminine without either excluding each other. She could both knock you off with a Quaffle and rock pretty dresses and have pink bedroom walls decorated with band posters. She destroys pesky gender roles and stereotypes so effortlessly and i love her.

[cosmog]

customer: I want to speak to your manager

me: i WuNt To SpEaK tO yOuR mAnAgEr

[wynndrake]

Cassian: Have you ever been with a male, Nesta?

Nesta: The only thing I've ever been with a male is annoyed

[twitterlols]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The division symbol, ÷, is just a blank fraction. You replace the dots with the numbers.

[bisexuanal]

[mistersingle]

[thebestoftumbling]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[wynndrake]

Most books: One plot twist, maybe, sometimes two???

S.J Mass books: More twists than a fecking pretzel

Most books: Love triangle!!!!! Lots of ships

S.J Mass books: Love dodecahedron. infinite amount of ships

Most books: ONE character w/ a tragic past that breaks your heart OR an upcoming tragic future

S.J Mass books: Literally any time I think about ONE of the character's backstories or futures I get chest pains and a head ache

Most books: none :( or one or two gay couples (maybe more if it is a book specifically about the LGBT community)

S.J Mass books: a couple gays relationships, BUT SO MANY POTENTIAL GAYS. r u gay? how bout you? You could be. gay sexual innuendoes all around. I see it. swinging both ways. ok. GaY SHiPs

Most books: pretty great

S.J Mass books: LITERAL WORKS OF ART

[kuttithevangu]

Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs

[pipistrellus]

#WHAT ARE THEY HARVESTING #I AM HAUNTED AND VEXED

[apinchofsanity]

They are harvesting our sorrows

[sweaterweathercub]

True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.

[feynites]

So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.

[morrithal]

The grim beeper

[lerrieslovechild]

He’s getting it though💁🏾 ( credit to littlemixupdates.l on Instagram)