[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

One must vogue before entering the water

[officialunitedstates]

ATTENTION UNITED STATES CITIZENS:

a US federal LAW was just created that allows you to SMACK anyone who replies “THE SKY” when you ask them whats up

FOLLOW FOR MORE OFFICIAL LAW UPDATES

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[unclefather]

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[everythingfox]

Yee-claw!

[thickness-protection-program]

[catchymemes]

[wickedwonderlandd]

[invenblocker]

I don’t ge-… wait just one fucking minute.

[anreill]

[colehersch]

note: i have not read this article, but figured i could write this list based on my own experiences

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I am fucking dying of laughter over here

[charlesoberonn]

Me, tracing back the origin of every problem in modern American society:

[crunchbuttsteak]

[enraged-chihuahua]

REBLOG THIS BEFORE IT ENDS

[ginger-ale-official]

Drove my first riding lawn mower today! I’d love to say I also mowed my lawn but as it turns out, if you don’t lower the blade, you’re just driving circles around your house for two and a half hours for no reason! What a day!

[swolizard]

[thighetician]

Also, Jedi fight dickheads all the time, it’s a core part of the job. Fuck this kid been watching

[swolizard]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

well i’ll be darned… it’s the last goof of the decade folks!

[dailydnp]

[catchymemes]

Reblog this second

[catchymemes]

Reblog this first