Silksong has released me from my cryostasis

Simon, 27 datamathics graduate, I like video games.

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[dolphinsareevil]

two completely different kinds of unfunny people colliding to make one of the funniest things I've ever seen like matter & antimatter

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[grendil2]

Rome wasn’t real either. Let the made up characters be black.

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

What fresh hell is this?

[emmaubler]

[pancakeke]

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

[crazy-pages]

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

I love reading about pre-20th century married couples who loved and enjoyed each other's company because it definitively dispells the obvious myth that absolutely no married couple in the entire history of humanity ever genuinely loved each other, that every married woman was miserable and battered and that every married man was an abusive control freak.

[miconia]

you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.

goodluck taking the rest of it.

shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account

[tiredandsleepyaf]

Ok, so let me explain why rebloging posts like these do little to nothing to assure Jews that they’ll be safe around you.

Goyim reblogging this stuff don’t typically listen to Jews (which is apparent because we’ve said stuff like this doesn’t actually do anything to help us many times) about their experiences with antisemitism or listen when Jews try to educate them on things like antisemitic dog whistles or blood libel. Most of them are way more enthusiastic about punching Nazis than they are about showing any compassion to Jews. I’d venture to guess the majority of Jewish people know that often the goyim who reblog this stuff are just out for blood and don’t give a damn about us, because we’ve seen this many times. Not to mention that the desire for a violent revolution that some leftists seem to have has led to Jewish people facing a lot of antisemitism (at their hands). I would bet that some of the people reblogging this act similar to Nazis themselves. I know at the very least the goyim rebloging this don’t listen to Jews because we’ve said many times that this sort of thing doesn’t really do anything to help us, and we’d much rather goyim call out and learn about antisemitism. Overall, it’s just very performative activism, and it’s pretty obvious that the goyim reblogging this are just doing it to try and make themselves look better, and not for the sake of Jews.

[jraker4]

For an outsider, the explanation for why Jews often don’t trust this sort of rhetoric is pretty goddamned simple: first, you even see much acknowledgment of the tie-in overt Nazis have to ‘antizionist’ causes; two, even when you DO see it, rarely is it followed by a call for ‘hey, let’s examine our fundamentals to see if we might also be subject to the widespread antisemitism so many of us swim in’. Rather, it’s often shared almost as a boilerplate.

Of course, none of that supersedes what others with much better and more personal familiarity have remarked on, I’m just remarking on how it seems to an outsider.

[lilyofthevalleycaughtintherain]

Live footage of me playing Eden's Promise raid questline

[vivi-s-corner-of-the-internet]

@aylee94

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[blackpyrefly]

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

[3liza]

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

[cerastes]

It's really funny that, due to her experience and hometown, Maomao has normalized death, misery, and the overwhelming power someone of higher hierarchy has over a commoner like her -- and how disposable she sees herself objectively speaking despite obviously being well liked by people pretty high up the totem pole -- that even though she's cool as a cucumber doing all sort of extra #work whenever someone dies a gruesome death or some poisoning is afoot, she does so assuming that if she messes up, she is going to get executed, so you sometimes have interactions where Maomao is actually just saying shit like

Jinshi: "Well well well, Maomao, it seems we have a tummy ache in our hands! Can you tell me who gave the Seventh Tier Blue Ribbon Three Quarters Palace Concubine that tummy ache? We found bleach and vinegar in her rice bowl."

Maomao: "Oh, yeah, bleach and vinegar will do it. Bleach and vinegar, when combined, create Death Itself, I saw it one time at the apothecary."

Jinshi: "That makes a lot of sense! Good job, Maomao!"

Maomao: "Mmhm, in case I ever do a Less Than Ideal job, though, bleach and vinegar on my rice would be a pretty swell way to execute me."

Jinshi: "wh"

Jinshi: "No? I wouldn't? Execute you? You are swinging way above your pay grade and doing a sensational job every time, you have literally this entire rear palace indebted to you in ways that would make the Emperor anally prolapse if he knew because the coffers would not suffice to reimburse you. How could you speak so casually of your death, let alone of your execution on my orders?"

Maomao:

Jinshi: "Dude."

[dateamonster]

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

[altanirynsi]

To my mutual that left this in the tags...

What do you MEAN "...final Fantasy 14"? I rip part of my soul out of my body to kill god with a 10 foot sword before breakfast. That potato over there keeping my dumbass alive has fucking flying laser rifles and they're the healer. That bunny boy is throwing literal fire and the catgirl next to him has an actual gun and murder robot they probably made themselves.

Of course final fantasy 14!

[ffxivheritageposts]

Certified FFXIV Heritage Post

[vivi-s-corner-of-the-internet]

@totally-gogo-salt you're the potato

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[narwhalsarefalling]

in my defense:

and:

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

[squirrelstone]

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.

[rickety-cricket-official]

[froggiefrond]

Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

[k3lt3rsk3lter]

white people expecting forgiveness for being racist will always make me see red!!! you were horrible at 10-25 hurling slurs at human beings of color SPECIFICALLY BLACK PEOPLE and yes i will actually hold this over your head bc those words went to real people. why are all of you all so hateful from the jump? y’all being taught to hate us while we are being taught how to police our actions around you barbarians. fuck y’all!

i don’t need to forgive your lack of compassion. and i will not!!!

[cheshireinthemiddle]

"Lack of compasision". "Taught to hate us". "Those words went to real people" Is this you?

[k3lt3rsk3lter]

sure is!

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Gonna leave this here for you.

[mysharona1987]

[homochadensistm]

Why imagine when Iran's proxies have done it not too long ago?

‘Massive tragedy’: Children killed in Hezbollah rocket attack on soccer field are named

Northern council head says at least 5 victims from same family; hospitals say several children still in serious condition; Foreign Ministry:

[brosef-von-dudehomie]

Imagine if America held children hostage in a shack attached to an intelligence command center on a military base then cried crocodile tears when kids got killed because they were housed in a legitimate military target. Everybody would lose their mind at the USA using human shields.

[beardedmrbean]

Over 200 Schoolchildren Killed by Security Forces in Iran: ‘They’ve Effectively Massacred an Entire School’

Families Forced to Carry Out Secret Burials, Banned from Publicly Mentioning Their Children’s Names Teacher Associations Across Iran Express

Iran: Tsunami of Arbitrary Arrests, Enforced Disappearances

Iran’s authorities have waged a brutal campaign to terrorize the population through mass arbitrary detentions, torture, and enforced disappe

Child Offenders Executed in Iran in 2024

Child Offenders Executed in Iran in 2024

Iran bucks UN resolution condemning death penalty for minors, rights abuses

Iran continues to force confessions, execute individuals who committed crimes as minors and subject detainees to torture in violation of its

[dellerose]

it is funny being a deltarune fan because we all have a random specific ass blorbo or two that we concentrate on hard but in my experience a solid 90% of the time you ask someone who the best character is and we just go "susie" and that includes myself. yeah I got the spamtenna autism but I am not fucking sleeping on susie deltarune

[catsweatshirts]

Best character in Deltarune?

Susie - she’s also my favorite

Susie - she isn’t my favorite though

Someone other than Susie

Voting ended onMar 4

[level1cleric]

@demilypyro

[random-jot]

The introduction of axehounds in Way Of Kings is such whiplash, like a few chapters prior to meeting one Kaladin has a thought that mentions them and you’re like ‘okay, some kind of Fantasy Dog™️ that exists in this world, cool’

Then we meet Shallan’s brother who actually has one and interacts with it, and you’re like, oh hell yeah, let’s meet this dog, but you start getting dripfed little descriptors one at a time like immediately you’re like wait, it has antennae?

And you’re like shit, I guess it’s a dog with antennae then, then Nan Balat mentions it’s carapace, something between shell and skin

And then you get the fact it has SIX LEGS

Then he describes it tearing something with his mandibles. MANDIBLES!!!!

And I cannot stress enough, we do not get a bulk description of what this thing is when we meet it, all these individual aspects are drip-fed over the course of a few paragraphs, causing you to constantly reassess what your idea of this thing is every time you learn a new thing about it, it’s insanity.

From the initial idea of it being some kind of Different Dog, like a fantasy Great Dane or some shit, to what it actually is, which is fucking, THIS:

What I expected: | What I got: