Chevalier

"This may not be my country, but this is my cause." (indie Cherche rp blog from Fire Emblem: Awakening)

[somethingcawful]

       You keep Minerva and I keep Geroma. Fair and square.

[wyvernmistress]

     I do love Minervykins but you cannot expect to compare the two. There is also no dispute over her. Gerome will stay with me and if you feel the need to argue further I have no qualms about taking an arm of yours.

[somethingcawful]

     Over my dead body you’re keeping him.

[wyvernmistress]

     That can be arranged quite easily, Darling.

[somethingcawful]

         I’m taking Gerome too.

[wyvernmistress]

     Like hell you are.

[wyvernmistress]

[wyvernmistress]

guess who's back

[somethingcawful]

if a skeleton got an erection itd be a

boner

[wyvernmistress]

so if a ghost gets an erection it must be a

booner

[valmesebeauty]

"Unlike you common heathens, I keep my nether regions hidden. That is unless anyone asks."

[bonbonbandit]

"Or unless Padre’s involved."

[valmesebeauty]

[wyvernmistress]

     Naga save these sinners.

[wyvernmistress]

[11:55:57 PM] death god of the b ball court: chrom getting it up the ass

[11:56:47 PM] Ari: how can anything fit up there

[11:56:49 PM] Ari: past the stick

[11:57:32 PM] death god of the b ball court: tHATS WHAT I WANT TO KNO

[valmesebeauty]

"I suppose that’s fair… but you still never denied it…”

[wyvernmistress]

     "Then surely, you must have taken me on as a vassal because of your undying attraction to me? It only makes sense, doesn't it?"

[somethingcawful]

        Stop, you filthy mortals.

[wyvernmistress]

     Cover your shame.

[valmesebeauty]

"Is that an admission?"

[wyvernmistress]

     "That is me saying that if you keep this up, I will not be responsible for whatever harm befalls you."

[valmesebeauty]

"Right yes of course I’m sorry! Please keep that beast’s saliva away from my clothes… You do know how she ruined my favorite tunic!"

[wyvernmistress]

     "I'm so glad we were able to work that out! I'm unsure what I might've done if you kept insisting I became your vassal because of my attraction to you."

[valmesebeauty]

"F-for speaking the truth? Why, I thought getting that secret off your chest would be quite the relief, not something needing of an apology!"

[wyvernmistress]

     "My darling, I fear I may have to teach you a lesson if you continue on like this."

[valmesebeauty]

"Please don’t let her bite me again."

[wyvernmistress]

     "Apologize."

[somethingcawful]

        “Virion’s fashion!”

[wyvernmistress]

     "Even better than what I'd anticipated! I'm sorry I never appreciated your humor before."