things my friends have said as marauders quotes part ???
james: *is telling a really boring story about a girl he saw on holiday with his parents but he’s been telling the story for five minutes straight* so yeah, she was stunning. like the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen in my life
james: i dunno. i didn’t speak to her
sirius: what? you just told us the most long winded and boring story just to end it by saying you didn’t speak to her?
james: i was intimidated. you know i get nervous talking to women!
sirius and remus: *look at each other and burst out laughing*
remus: fuck me, that was a long walk up a windy path to find out that the cafe was closed.
sirius: the whole time i was sat there thinking “he’ll get to the good bit in a sec” but nooo
james: come on guys, don’t be mean. I’m thinking of going back with them actually and seeing if i can find her
remus: that’s mental. when?
james: next year. i figured i could just go to that bar again and see if she’s there
sirius: you’re going to fly to the other side of the world just on the off chance that a fit girl might be there? You’re mental you, mate.