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SAC Delaney: "Do you know how many protocols you broke today?

Six, Agent.

In three minutes.

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Scully: You're bleeding all over the crime scene, agent Jenson.

Jenson: Not... Not intentionally.

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Suspect reports "lightly stabbing" the victim to stop them from "channelling Gerard Way."

Initial theories:

- possession

- Vampires

Will proceed with interview

FM

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Addendum by DS

It's carbon monoxide poisoning and a mental health crisis. Don't touch the puppet without gloves.

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Yes but *do* you think I'm spooky?

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I licked it.

It's not bile.

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There's something sticky on my shoe.

I think it's bile.

I'm not going to lick it to find out.

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M - please remove the frog that is in the filing cabinet before it dies. ~D

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25/08/2025

We returned to the location. It's gone. All that remains is the scent of freshly baked sausage rolls. We interviewed a local resident who claimed no memory of it ever being there.

Quote:

"Here? No... They're building a Starbucks aren't they?"

Case remains open and unsolved. M

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24/08/2025

Frogs contained. Only one remains unaccounted for. It might be in the air vent. It's only mildly toxic so I'm not concerned.

S tested the sausage rolls. Nothing abnormal noted. What are we missing?

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They're loose?? Do NOT open the office door. And don't tell Skinner. M

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Please explain to me the situation with the frogs. Are you aware that they're currently loose? ~ D

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It IS absurd. ~ D

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23/8/2025:

Asked the staff how long they've been employed at this location.

Transcript reads:

Witness: "Since we opened."

Agent M: "And when was that?"

Witness: "Yesterday."

Agent M: "What did you do before this?"

Witness: "I worked at another location, sir."

Agent S: "This is absurd."

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Please stop eating the evidence. ~D

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22/8/2025:

The local residents are not questioning the sudden appearance. I suspect the sausage rolls are laced with an agent which makes them compliant. I've removed 3 samples for evidence.

I ate one sample.

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22/8/25:

Another one has spawned. I have persuaded S we need to investigate. ~M

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