we found wonderland

German, 26, she/her, gay/queer, part-time optimist

[duskenpath]

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

[duskenpath]

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

[tikkety-tok]

Sound on 🔊

[funnytwittertweets]

[orionsangel86]

From facebook; mic drop.

[memewhore]

[steveyockey]

you people will just. say anything

[steveyockey]

#Tbf tho the bechdel test is pretty shitty #Like dgmw this is a stupid take but it’s a lame test anyway

okay but do you understand that liz wallace made the bechdel-WALLACE test because she was a dyke who wanted to go to movies and pretend the characters were dykes and her friend alison bechdel happened to put her silly little litmus assessment into a comic strip and then the rest of everyone else decided it was a bona fide way of means testing media for Feminist Content? do you know that? it doesn’t sound like you know that

[prismatic-bell]

Also like…

Nobody is saying women in movies can’t talk about men in a romantic context. What is being said is that women in movies often talk about nothing other than men in a romantic context.

Do you want to know how low the bar is? Do you want to know?

Iron Man 3 passes the Bechdel test. Pepper and Maya have a brief talk about Maya’s work.

THAT’S IT. THAT’S HOW LOW THE BAR IS. Two named female characters have a conversation about something that isn’t a heterosexual romance. Fucking IRON MAN managed to pass.

Now, here’s the issue. Do you know why this (informal, often misapplied) test is a thing?

Over three-quarters of movies cannot pass it.

At least 75% of the time, a woman’s driving force in a movie is entirely and only romance. Either that, or she is isolated from other female characters to the point that she may have very interesting motivations….but no other women to talk to about them.

That’s a problem.

[funny-tik-toks]

[thepurveyor2018]

The betrayal...

[ripe]

[coke-hyena]

Two raccoons swimming in close circles in a pond Bc they ARE gay and in love

[starwarsgraphictee]

The moon spirit

[disfordavelifts]

Those koi look weird

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[rrraquelle]

[thriftstorewarfare-blog]

…did…did Barbie just break the fourth wall. 

[cosmicplants-deactivated2014031]

that is stacy you uncultured swine

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[tatsutahimet]

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

[reaperrmancer]

Ur right and u should say it

[ap-kinda-lit]

Reading this in 2021

[vyta]

credit: @readbeantofu on twt

[lesbiskammerat]

[zvaigzdelasas]

Me when im a real human person

[millenniumitem]

#my manager provides me toxic drugs for when my dumb mortal body doesn’t work like a machine :p#do they really think that sounds good bc its horrifying via @medianox-astrum

[luntfontanne]

brb sending this to my entire history of science department

[junewild]

[thatguythatlikesmgsstayswinning]

I literally cannot comprehend this

[internetbt]

[human-dumpster-fire]

[krispytm]

He redeemed himself

[thighetician]

The duality of Manguin

[a3battery]

got obsessed with the penguin drama

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

[a3battery]

THEY KEEP REFERENCING THE PIER INCIDENT saldkjfah its like his defining moment

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

[a3battery]

PEPPER IS MR MAC’S DAUGHTER??!??!

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

[the-most-slytherin-hufflepuff]

I’m so invested in the penguin drama

[queen-of-thunder]

[mischievousquokka]

Now that’s saying it’s more fun than watching paint dry.

Tux is redeeming himself!

And Draco is… a girl? Okay, now I’m on board.

[catchymemes]

[ghirahimbo]

this might he the first time I’ve ever seen a meme on this site and thought “I should send this to my dad”

[zanimez]

yeah