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Take a look at this children’s book tribute to Mr. Robot, part of the new Storytime show from Joey Spiotto. You can see the whole exhibit, and pick up prints, here: https://nineteeneightyeight.com/collections/joey-spiotto-storytime-3

Let it be known that the newest quote I’m most famous for at the Batcave is “son of a dick.”

#the adventures of the General and his Right Hand Man

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#mood

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@kamelasa @scandibloodynavia

#I just absolutely cackled with laughter #this is one of my favorite scenes from the Office

millionancientbees

what is it about mugs!? why can’t i walk past them without feeling a deep pull to buy them!? i don’t need any! more! mugs!! i don’t even have to really like the mug. it could be ugly as fuck. but i’d want it.

claeris

@scandibloodynavia

#I express my love for myself and others through mugs

deaddrip

smh Alex this is why you have no battalion-

wash is talkin bout the revolutionary set btw if ya didnt know

scandibloodynavia

@favorite-ginger!

stylecouncil

Hamilton in act 2 like

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😂😂

markantonys

this is the most relatable thing i have ever seen in my life

headoverhiddles

She won’t run away if you give her a library

waltprincesse

what-ever-what-ever-what-ever

“im a luxury few can afford” shirt but its “im a cryptid few can observe”

imagineyourhistoricalfigure

Imagine your favorite historical figure getting rejected to go on a fairground ride for being too short

humbleegomania

#james madison

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Me: I want to travel

Bank account: you can afford to walk downstairs

ewaneneollav

[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

carbink

no text post has ever started better than “[wakes up] [clown vanishes]” I’m hooked into the story I want to know more about this world

#I'm in my cubby at work cracking up

tomlhardy

One of my favorite things about Chris Evans is that he runs like an absolute dumbass.

thetendershark

“He’s very fast and he also has a very unique run. I mean, it’s almost a dancer’s run. And when we tried to double him for running, there was nobody who could run like him. They just didn’t have the same dynamics or the way he moves, and he had to end up doing most of his own running.”

– Joe Johnston, director of ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’

lilacblossoms

He DOES run like a dancer cause he learned dance when he was young Like the boy knows how to tap you learn to walk on your feet in really different ways my brother and I both stand weird from dance training I stand in first or second position like 85% of the time or fourth fourth position is v comfortable but yeah yeah yeah dancers run different we land on the balls of our feet and then leap off cause we don’t run we jump okay very quickly and very small jumps And your hips stay locked which is not just a dance thing but they do I could always pick my brother out at football practice cause he ran like a damn gazelle And track dancers man chris you meatball (via thunderboltsortofapenny)

thunderboltsortofapenny

Hi also adding that he’s probably so hard to double in running shots because he fucking *bounces* all over the place. Which makes the fact that he’s a fast runner that much more surprising because that bouncing gait is a colossal waste of energy. I can’t tell you how long it took the coaches to train that out of my brother when he was in track (I keep talking about him and not me because he was actually athletic and I was just a very good fraud).

Also women often run with that bounce because we often get trained to walk on the front soles of our feet through dance, gymnastics, wearing heels, etc.

So what they really needed was a dancer or a woman to be Evans’s running double.

lilacblossoms

He’s the bounciest little shit it is genuinely amazing

(pictured: Chris Evans’ completely inability to hold fucking still)

mitski-miyawakis

story time.

beyondplusultra

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

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“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

localgays2

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

#this is my new favorite video