who’s gonna tell him that this is literally the pilot

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who’s gonna tell him that this is literally the pilot
Smh they told us Mulder and Scully were bi right in the intro and we didn't even realize
they put the bi in fbi
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i feel like we ignore the fact that canonically scully flirts by talking about weird and rare medical conditions that may have been suffered by deceased individuals. like the woman is morbid and weird and i think we do not emphasize enough how not-at-all-normal she is. if at any point she’s acting like a normal girl she’s probably just faking it because she’s learned to disguise how weird and morbid she is with most of the world in order to fit in
i turn on season 1 of the x files. mulder is wearing one of the ugliest ties i’ve ever seen in my life. i feel at peace.
FOX MULDER AND X FILES ACCOUNTS WHERE ARE YOU
HEY Y'ALL WE GOT ANOTHER ONE
"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed
idiots (affectionate)・[28/?] ⤷ 2.14 — “Die Hand Die Verletzt”
Mulder truly the celibate slut representation we deserve. he doesn’t fuck, he watches 80+ hours of porn every week, awkward and bemused when woman actually flirt with him, drops sexual innuendos like his life depends on it, gets called a loser by absolute strangers, in love with his coworker, fled to find mothman when said coworker tried to seduce him, proposed to coworker over the phone, black turtlenecks™, doesn’t own a bed, woman find him hot until he starts talking, loses his shirt every few episodes, has a homoerotic Russian nemesis, feeds his fish instead of going on dates, draws big titty bigfoot, mopes when his girlfriend is out of town, once had sex on Sir Conan Doyle’s tombstone, meets up with a guy called Deep Throat but it’s not what you think, undoubtably has ranked every cryptid by fuckability, that one vampire episode, basically the damsel in a bodice ripper, makes out with Scully’s forehead, visibly turned on whenever ufos are mentioned etc. etc.
 Scully + “when she gets computer reflection light on her glasses” {requested by anonymous}
The X-Files – 4.12: Leonard Betts
Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob