~Mazza~

Mazza. ‘97. Procrastinating Perfectionist. This blog is literally just whatever random shit I enjoy...so enjoy!

[plow-and-propose]

*deep sigh* i wish some distant relative of mine would leave me an old farm in their will so i could fuck off to the countryside and save the harvest goddess

[hoshiboshimax]

Something in common

[maidencryptid]

Enough of "this character is my son" this character is my nephew, not my responsibility but I'm taking him out for lunch and buying him hot wheels

[multi-axislaserchicken]

[socialmaya]

[edward-blake-unknown-knight]

I mean

[parasitoidism]

diversity win: this anime woman is over the age of 25

[paper-rose-doodles]

honestly frodo’s journey is so wild

like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…

[aragornsrockcollection]

The hobbits in LotR, every 5 minutes: Our adventure is not like we would have liked at all, it’s not fun exciting like Bilbo’s was.

Bilbo, who has been telling the bedtime story version of a story whose tragedy still haunts him: Ha, Ha, Ha, right…

[whatachaos]

what do you mean it didn’t go this way,

[jetstream-mat]

[12gaycowboys]

Finding Bad Fanfic of a Rare Ship

[stars-bean]

Whisper of the Heart (1995) dir. Yoshifumi Kondō

[mmcoconut]

Intermission

[christmasxmas]

[guerrillatech]

[sleeping-raccoon]

a legendary post and we'll never know their name

[sea-of-serpents]

[jcash91]

I laughed so hard at this.

[2460onetruepairing]

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

[zagreus]

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

I knew it was coming but I still laughed so hard

[catchymemes]

[frumpycunt]

so i just finished watching the extended editions of the trilogy which is nearly 13 hrs long and this meme is correct somehow. this is the only line legolas speaks to frodo in the entire series. the only other debatable line is a scene in fellowship where legolas is speaking to gimli but frodo just happens to be near them and he’s cut to for a reaction shot. i wouldn’t really count it though since it wasnt directed at him.

[frumpycunt]

someone already posted this but the kicker is at the end of return of the king where frodo sees the fellowship again and calls out to everyone by name except for legolas lmaooo

[friendlybatteringram]

[lycheesodas]

PLS i swear i saw this in another version of this post but i can’t find it now 😭

if anyone knows who wrote this scenario tag them so they can have credit asldfjslkf