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Mystic messenger quotes and what not ART NOT MINE!!!///She/her// NZ based// dedicated but tired

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[x-mysticmess-x]

zen: whats that thing called?

zen: where shit comes out?

yoosung: uranus

707: ass pocket

jaehee: glutuous maximus

jumin: you

zen:

zen: 707 wtf

[x-mysticmess-x]

707: Yoosung is like my life

707: an utter disaster

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MC: Yoosung is a cloud

Yoosung: aww free spirited? pure?

707: he's a airhead?

Zen: he's all over the place?

Jaehee: you disappear when it's a beautiful day

Yoosung: . . .

Yoosung: you guys suck

[x-mysticmess-x]

MC: okay! party ideas

Jumin: I have one

MC: no cats

Jumin: i no longer have an idea

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Zen: if you like me, raise your hand

Jumin: what do i do if i don't like u though?

Zen: then raise your standards bitc tf

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Zen: beauty is in the eye of whoever is looking at me

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707: I am not drunk

MC: yes you are

707: I AM NOT DRUNK

MC: then can you tell the time?

707: yes, *turns towards clock* I AM NOT DRUNK!!!

MC: . . .

[x-mysticmess-x]

yoosung: do you wanna see how hardcore i am?

yoosung *punches wall*:

yoosung: take me to a hospital

[x-mysticmess-x]

Saeran: Keep in mind: If you don't sin

Saeran: then Jesus died for nothing

Saeyoung: ok, first of all that's not how it works

[x-mysticmess-x]

707: we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

Yoosung: no we absolutely do not

MC: yes we do

source: source: https://vampireapologist.tumblr.com/post/623970010303496192/we-drink-boba-tea-to-satisfy-our-ancient-innate

[x-mysticmess-x]

707: we drink boba tea to satisfy our ancient & innate urge to slurp up tadpoles from a puddle through a reed

Yoosung: no we absolutely do not

MC: yes we do

[x-mysticmess-x]

MC: . . . bad boys are kinda cute

Zen: I was arrested for being too handsome

Jumin: The charges were dropped due to no supporting evidence

[x-mysticmess-x]

Yoosung: why does Jumin seem so ... perfect?

Jaehee: there must be something wrong with him

707: I bet he's a bad kisser

Zen: not really

Everyone else: w h a t

Zen: what

[x-mysticmess-x]

Breaking in

Yoosung: we can't go in it says 'no trespassing'

707: MC and I will go in, while you stay here

Yoosung: wait, why?

707: It says 'no trespassing', not 'no dos-passing'

[x-mysticmess-x]

Yoosung: I wasn't that drunk last night

MC: you said I was nothing like Rika

Yoosung: well then

[x-mysticmess-x]

MC: I wasn't that drunk last night

Jumin: you said you were best friends with Rika

MC *chokes on air*: