[devoureth]

[tinarannosaurus]

[baconating-blog]

Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

[basedpotatochip]

[x3elizabeth]

parents: so what are you going to do with your life

me: it's a surprise

[buzzfeedtasty]

One-Pot Chicken Fajita Pasta by Tasty

Full recipe here!

[buzzfeed]

Her species is called “star tortoise.” But she is a star who is also a tortoise.

[now-pass-the-shallows]

Do you ever just stop and think:

“I really miss Steve Irwin”  ?

[erosboi-deactivated20130619]

[mitski-miyawakis]

“be careful with my emotional baggage,” i say. “it’s designer.”

[phdna]

[mangoeater1000-deactivated20201]

“be careful with mine, its vintage.”

[sunfortune]

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

[nadinelovesdinosaurs]

Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said...

and you may or may not have realized that those were…

[lizthefangirl]

they don’t make em like this anymore

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who is a home and an adventure all at once

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

Date a girl who doubles as a haunted house

[kangarudy-deactivated20240615]

Adulthood is like the vet, and we’re all dogs that were excited for the car ride until we realized where we’re going.

[mtthewclrke-deactivated20150405]

That’s some real shit right there.

[unepetitepixie]

[lostcat420]

[taigaaaaaaaaaaa-deactivated2017]

Soon their will be people on the internet that won’t understand this picture. 

[kimkardashingthroughtthesnow]

[pruehalliwel]

[georgia-dream]