[xaeroseven]

i was gonna call in sick today but there's a waffle bar in the break room

[xaeroseven]

balls

[xaeroseven]

i cant believe this post is still getting notes lmao

[xaeroseven]

its time for me to log in after a few years and make a useless post to remind whoever is still following me that i still exist then forget about this site for a couple more years

[xaeroseven]

one of my twins smiled at me for the first time and then proceeded to pee everywhere

[xaeroseven]

i bought a minivan yesterday and nothing hit me more that im a parent now than that

[aye130]

[xaeroseven]

playing video games as a dad when i have downtime consists of playing the game for 5 minutes then lying down on the couch for an hour until one of my kids inevitably needs to be fed

[skateboardermemes]

[beardedmrbean]

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FAMILY INITIALS DMV: AC AD LLOKS LIKE AIR CONDITIONING AFTER DEATH.. WITH ALL THE PEOPLE DIEING IN HOT CARS JUST SEEMS A LITTLE MORBID. Verdict: ACCEPTED

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: MY VIDEO GAME HANDLE DMV: WHAT THE FUCK Verdict: DENIED

[huffylemon]

[sigynpenniman]

“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[yodaprod]

Sony Catalog (2000-2001)

[xaeroseven]

being a dad is the most exhausting thing, but i’m the happiest i’ve ever been

[catchymemes]