NP-Compleat

mid-20s, she/it, transfem Uncanny mimicry of a living thing by day, inanimate object by night If I really "came back wrong" then why do I have necromancer's blessings? Header art: Bitterblossom by Rebecca Guay Icon from here

[seraphbunniel]

Foot job mouse girl call that cheesed to feet you

[seraphbunniel]

When you ignore this post you ignore the kindly foot job mouse girl... cruel...

[xan7cha]

I’m so sorry kindly foot job mouse girl… I’m cheesed to feet you too

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[hbmmaster]

a girl was born in 1986. she is still alive today and just had her fortieth birthday. how is this possible?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[swagophile]

ⓘ Princess Tip: You always look cuter with pouting. Try using the pout action on nearby peons to get what you want!

[stonexl]

Badjob from a girl with huge flaws

[contemptible-scoundrel]

makima would not use a strap-on. she would make you comptop and then guilt you for it

[rinnegami]

[assorteda]

Hello, I’m alive, here’s a heart shaped clown 🤲

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

frankly I don't see the problem with selling food that turns you into a demon girl at the festival. they look cute and their expressions when your stall mysteriously vanishes are awesome. this is what horns day was originally about, tricking humans using cursed items with permanent consequences.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

I made a video about the northern pike :]c

[sugary--sheep]

the untranslatable concept of "lowkirkenuinely"

[czl]

In American culture it is considered “bad luck” to leave the stove on when you’re not using it

[duskargentum]

I think quite possibly my favorite line from GLaDOS in all of the media she's been in is "Federal regulations require me to inform you that this next test chamber... Is lookin' pretty good."

She sounds so smug and pleased with herself

[duskargentum]

Visit Original Link

[xan7cha]

[emrakuls-spouse]

Doing Ship of Theseus shit to dollgirls as a method of psychological torture but the only result is that now they all know they're modular and they've started trading pieces and 'buildcrafting'.

[princessdraconic]

i really like that innistrad's dragons have avacyn's collar worked into their crests in some capacity generally speaking. the implication is obviously that they were either created by avacyn or by sorin to assist her, and hint at her potential for destruction

[princessdraconic]

they also make you imagine dragongirl corruption avacyn. which you should do right now