[p0ssumkingdom]

the entirety of “Meet the Spy” sped up 10x except for the word “pornography”

[high-metafive]

so i made and account on tv tropes and it asked for my relationship status

i went over and was about to put in “single” or “it’s complicated” and, well..

i can’t deal anymore

[raccoony-stardust]

and the link……

[dangerously-human]

Oh, this is remarkably of its era. I was just viscerally launched back to the specific amalgamation of meme printouts my roommate and I decorated our bulletin boards with senior year of college.

[shipkidpalace-official]

They plan to vote on chat control again.Contact your representatives

Learn about the EU Chat Control proposal and contact your representatives to protect digital privacy and encryption.

[xanananas]

The Brontosaurus is interrupting the Yaoi

[redstonedust]

why do US patriots think they own "red white and blue" there's a lotta red white and blue flags out there. "i stand for the red white and blue" yass me too let's go costa rica 🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷🇨🇷 let's go laos 🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦 fuck it up liberia 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 nepal get triangular with it 🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵

[caesarsaladinn]

[xanananas]

I made a gallery side blog, which might be useless but I'm keeping it for archival purposes

[xanananas]

@sauropterygius for anyone curious

[daftpatience]

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

[louceph]

godzilla doodle

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[taalasbiili]

[detectivehole]

a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️

[demilypyro]

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

[septembersung]

[janusfnc14]

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

[dilong]

It’s been a hot minute since I posted art so here’s this weird parrot I drew:)

Based on a recent publication about Sinopterus and the color of its integument and head crest, the feathers being a dark iridescent with greens, blues, and purples throughout. The crest being horizontally striped and with magenta pigments, the soft tissue elements around the eye and coloration on the chin are speculative. It is such a striking and unique animal and further cements my love for pterosaurs.

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[mbari-blog]

A little deep-sea sparkle ✨

Bloody-belly comb jellies are ctenophores. Like other comb jellies, they swim by beating rows of tiny, hair-like cilia. The shimmering display in this video isn't bioluminescence—it's light from MBARI's ROV diffracting through those transparent cilia, creating a dazzling rainbow effect.

These twilight zone treasures are found in the North Pacific Ocean and measure about 16 centimeters (six inches) across. At the depths where these comb jellies live, their crimson color appears black, helping them disappear into the darkness. Sometimes the ocean's most spectacular light shows come from animals that are masters of staying hidden.

[mcromwell]

did you know you can poke holes in your Otamatone and stick taxidermy eyes in them

and then even smaller

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]