used 2 give a damn but nvr gave a fuck

23 yrs old -INTP canada

[bathroomcube]

[horrorofthebeast]

yooooooooo can i have a quick honk on that bobo??

[dankmemeuniversity]

[imsoshive]

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

[unboy]

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

[petits--oiseaux]

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

[simplyspider]

[heidelbro]

[aliciavikander]

[sioltach]

they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

[theweirdwideweb]

[the-jade-palace]

[helpmemaryplease-deactivated202]

today’s agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lmaonade]

radio hosts be like “you’re listening to BBHS673387.BDJJDKSKSKKSKIPFPFKFJDNFNJ.8727388888.8.7.678393939HHDJSKFJJ.HDJH hope you have a safe drive home”

[casanova-lives]

[plum-soup]

lmaooo im screaming!!!!! and so is he because he’s burning in the fires of eternal torture and damnation to which he sought to condemn others lolllll

[crusty]

the legend when zelda breathes in the wild idk ive never played it

[transgenderization]

starting to think that some of you are actually gay for real

[dabmoji]

Straight girls in a gay bar

[the-cipher-diary]

they call me profen because i be

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[lives-in-a-harpsichord]

Obsessed with how people will just say stuff