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John Seed: *gets a text* Who’s even- Text message: YE John: ? John: ‘Ye’? John: What the fuck’s a ‘ye’? Cultist: *bursts in* Cultist: Sir! You have to see what that deputy did to our giant YES sign! John: …no. nonononono John: *goes outside* John: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!

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Antoinette Marie: Uff… I can’t even walk with that much crossfit…

Vicente Valtieri: It’s called “croissant” and you fucking ate 20.

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Realistic Dragon Age Inquisition Characters in High School

Cullen - The quiet second-string quarterback that does homework while he’s waiting to be put on the field. The chess club’s golden boy. Has a rather controlling mom that he can’t wait to get away from.

Josephine - Everyone’s best friend. Will most likely be voted prom queen because she’s the drama free option. Her family is old money, yet she’s not snobby about it. Invites everyone to her end of year bash and spends the entire night cleaning instead of having fun.

Leliana - Popular, head cheerleader. Passes out religious pamphlets between classes even though she’s been told not to. Knows everyone’s secrets. Has known Cassandra for years. A year ahead of Josie and takes her under her wing.

Blackwall - C+ shop student. Has been in JROTC since freshman year and already knows which branch of the military he’d like to go into. Makes everyone call him by his middle name because his first name is “too embarrassing.”

Cassandra - Lives with her uncle that won’t let her stay out late so she plays every sport possible; it’s the only way she can have a social life. Leliana can come over and hang out because their guardians go to the same church.

Cole - Every creative writing assignment inexplicably turns into poetry. While his English teacher is frustrated, they can’t deny his work is great. He’s either hanging with Solas or Varric depending on his mood.

Dorian - Sure he’s the founder of the LGBTQ+ club, but is also a big physics nerd and receives top marks and competes in every science fair. Shows up to every party fashionably late. Dad wants him to attend a school in-state but he’s only looking at colleges across the continent.

Iron Bull - Foreign exchange student staying at Krem’s house that speaks your native language better than you do. Everyone wants to date him. He tried out for wrestling with Krem and now the coach doesn’t know what he’ll do when Bull is gone during next year’s championship.

Sera - Alway has a stain or two on her shirt. Doesn’t believe in standardized testing. Sells baked goods to raise money for the kids that can’t afford school lunch. Art is the only class she’s serious about, and even then she never really goes along with the assignments; she prefers to do her own thing.

Solas - Kind of a loner. Has just discovered philosophy and his worldview is Changed™. When asked what he’s reading, his usual reply is “You probably haven’t heard of it.” Art teacher’s pet. No one really gets what he and Cole talk about.

Varric - heads up the yearbook club AND the school newspaper. No one ever sees him doing homework but somehow he has a scholarship lined up already. Keeps trying to publish Cole’s work.

Vivienne - Straight As, volunteer work, class president, always perfectly dressed, and three Ivy League schools waiting to hear back from her. She’s completed the CNA courses a year early to better take care of a sick relative too.

Krem - Too shy to talk to his crush until Cole nudges him on prom night. Shows Bull the ropes but somehow becomes his sidekick. Works out with Cullen who appreciates a serious spotting partner.

Morrigan - Loner. No one’s been to her house. You’ve heard stories about her mom, but no one’s ever seen her. She sticks to dark colors and has the sharpest winged liner in school. There are rumors about her but she leans into them, knowing they aren’t true, still enjoying how scary they make her seem.

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Does anyone realize how extra this fucker is. just look at him

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SENTENCE STARTERS | ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE ( DARK BROTHERHOOD )

❝ You’ve got that look in your eyes…You’ve killed people. Or you will. ❞ ❝ No remorse, no mercy…Yes, you have the eyes of a killer! ❞ ❝ I know that you can kill. Now show me that you can obey. ❞ ❝ The lives of the innocent and the guilty alike are ours for the taking. ❞ ❝ I appreciate you finding a safe place for our meeting. ❞ ❝ Your people deserve so much greater than you. ❞ ❝ Despite your holy station, you have the same needs and desires as any other. ❞ ❝ Obey me without question and I’m sure we’ll get along just fine. ❞ ❝ You’re one of the family now…You might as well look the part. ❞ ❝ I’m blessed with good looks and a sense of humour. Just play along, dear, and enjoy~! ❞ ❝ I find life to be a complicated mess of pranks and pitfalls. ❞ ❝ Stay sharp. We’re not alone in the shadows anymore. ❞ ❝ I suggest you get used to this face, because you’re gonna be seeing a lot of me. ❞ ❝ It seems I’ll need to use something harsher than words to deal with you. ❞ ❝ It seems we’re at war with an unknown adversary… ❞ ❝ Your mead tastes like bee vomit…Think I’ll pass. ❞ ❝ You’re hunting the hunters, and that’s a game I have no desire to play. ❞ ❝ I protect my customers and their secrets. I’ve nothing more to say to you. ❞ ❝ I’ll tear your head off and mount it on my wall! ❞ ❝ I didn’t mean to cause so much trouble…or to put you in harm’s way… ❞ ❝ Make ____ feel pain before you kill him/her, alright? ❞ ❝ I assume you have a reason for approaching me while I’m working. What is it? ❞ ❝ I’m not quite sure I really want to know your trade secrets. ❞ ❝ Life is fleeting, an illusion, and everything in the end belongs to death. ❞ ❝ You’ve demonstrated skills and abilities that we’ll definitely need in the battles to come. ❞ ❝ I’m going to be a part of this mission whether you give the command or not. ❞ ❝ I’m getting a little tired of sticking to the shadows all the time… ❞ ❝ What’s a few more minutes when I get to spend it with such a deadly assassin… ❞ ❝ I’m unarmed. May we speak before you kill me? ❞ ❝ We’ll meet again, and next time I’ll be ready to deal with you! ❞ ❝ One day, your recklessness is going to get you killed. ❞ ❝ If I have to confront my past to shed light on the present, then so be it. ❞ ❝ This place may be abandoned, but such areas never stay quiet for long… ❞ ❝ What? Are those tears? Executioners aren’t supposed to cry. ❞ ❝ Were all these deaths truly what you wanted? ❞ ❝ Put away your weapon, child. We have much to discuss. ❞ ❝ You have no idea how glad I am to see a friendly face… ❞ ❝ Honestly, I’m extremely overqualified, but I’ll take whatever employment you can get. ❞ ❝ You can’t blame me for breaking a few fingers…You were touching my body, after all. ❞ ❝ Have you lifted anything heavier than a book in your entire life? ❞ ❝ If you falter in the slightest, it’ll be your blood that stains the ground. ❞ ❝ Heh…You always were a step faster than me. ❞ ❝ I’m ready to die. Let’s see if you’re good enough to kill me. ❞ ❝ You remind me of who I was. That’s why I’m going to kill you. ❞ ❝ ____ failed. Why mourn the loss of weakness? ❞ ❝ We have a certain connection, you and I…Don’t you find it to be intense? ❞ ❝ I have the kind of face everyone remembers – beautiful. ❞ ❝ Wakey wakey, darling! You can sleep when you’re dead, which will be sooner than you think! ❞ ❝ One of these nights, I’ll sneak into your room and– purely for a social visit, I assure you! ❞ ❝ A murder here, an assassination there, a girl needs to stay active! ❞ ❝ You have a way of making me act unprofessionally, you know that? ❞ ❝ That was…intense. I’m glad you showed up when you did. ❞ ❝ You’ve meddled in my affairs for the last time! ❞ ❝ I will not beg for mercy from the likes of you! ❞ ❝ Perhaps we could share a murder spree sometime soon, yes? ❞ ❝ I see your sense of humour is still in a state of disrepair. ❞ ❝ I need to ask a favour, and gold isn’t the only reward I’m willing to provide. ❞ ❝ Would you go away and leave me alone? I don’t want any trouble. ❞ ❝ Don’t you dare follow me! I’ve got some apples and I know how to use ‘em! ❞ ❝ When I said “be discreet”, this was not what I meant… ❞ ❝ I’m thinking this spy business just might not work out for you. ❞ ❝ These aren’t the most…luxurious headquarters, but I’ve had worse. ❞ ❝ Who am I to suppose I can avoid the fate that so clearly awaits me? ❞ ❝ I thought you’d realise by now that I don’t take kindly to threats. ❞ ❝ This is your fault. I never should have hired you. ❞ ❝ This place is too quiet…Almost too perfect for an ambush. ❞ ❝ One minute you’re flirting, the next minute you’re stabbing. It’s very confusing. ❞ ❝ Look who’s here! Afraid I’d leave without giving you a goodbye kiss? ❞ ❝ Don’t get all sentimental on me, hero. ❞ ❝ Step away from me or we’ll need a broom to clean up your remains. ❞ ❝ Forward? Believe me, this is my shy and unimposing side. ❞ ❝ Think you’ll find a better deal elsewhere? You’d be dead wrong. ❞ ❝ Why not take a load off? You look like you’ve been working yourself to the bone. ❞

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