Guardians of the Galaxy Sentence Starters
"I have no words for an honorless thief."
"What's with giving tree here?"
"Ain't no one like me 'cept me."
"It's cool to have a code name, it's not that weird."
"Like I said, she/he's got a rep."
"Whatever nightmares the future holds are dreams compared to what's behind me."
"You wanna get to him/her, you go through us. Or, more accurately, we go through you."
"Take her down to the showers. It'll be easier to clean up the blood."
"Her/His life is not yours to take."
"Your words mean nothing to me!"
"Why would I put my finger on his throat?"
"What I'm saying is, you want to keep her/him alive."
"I like your knife, I'm keeping it."
"Asleep for the danger. Awake for the money as for frickin' usual."
"Your demeanor is that of a pouty child."
"This is one fight you won't win."
"I've heard these small bodies find you attractive, so maybe you could work out some sort of deal."
"No, I've really heard they find you attractive."
"Spare me your foul gaze, woman!"
"Cease your yammering and release us from this irksome confinement."
"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it."
"I told you I have a plan."
"That was a pretty good plan."
"They crumpled my pants up into a ball, that's rude! They folded yours!"
"Screw this then, I'm not waiting around for someone with a death wish."
"This one shows spirit, he/she shall make a keen ally in the battle."
"No one's blowing up moons."
"You just wanna suck the fun out of everything."
"If we're gonna work together, you might wanna try trusting me a little bit."
"I can't tell if you're joking or not."
"There are no regulations whatsoever here."
"It's dangerous and illegal work. Suitable only for outlaws."
"This is not respectable establishment."
"That's the first thing you've said that wasn't batshit crazy!"
"It's just a negotiation tactic."
"Why would you risk your life for this?"
"I am a warrior, and an assassin. I do not dance."
"Who put the sticks up their butts?"
"The melody is pleasant."
"I am not some starry eyed waif here to succumb to your pelvic sorcery!"
"You just wanna laugh at me!"
"No one's laughin' at you."
"He thinks I'm some stupid thing, he does!"
"I didn't ask to get made!"
"Suck it up for one more lousy night and you're rich."
"Fine, but after all this I can't promise I won't kill every last one of you."
"See that's exactly why none of you have any friends!"
"You shall send a message for me."
"We're all very fascinated, but we'd like to get paid."
"I will no longer be your slave!"
"What do you still have it for?!"
"I can't believe you had that in your purse!"
"It's not a purse, it's a knapsack!"
"Or we could give it to someone really nice who's not going to arrest us and will give us a ton of money."
"I think it's a good balance between both worlds."
"Wait here, I'll be back."
"I saw you out there. Something came over me, and I couldn't let you die."
"Something incredibly heroic."
"None of this would have happened if you didn't try to singlehandedly take on a frickin' army!"
"All this rage... Is just to cover my loss."
"Everybody's got dead people. It's no excuse to get everybody else dead along the way."
"There's only two of us!"
"You're. Makin'. Me. Beat. Up. Grass!"
"Normal people don't even think about eatin' other people!"
"Is that what she's been filling your head with? Sentiments?"
"You kill me now, you are saying goodbye to the biggest deal you have ever seen."
"This is what we get for trying to act altruistically."
"You're copying me from when I said I have a plan."
"Life's giving us a chance to give a shit."
"I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends."
"I will fight beside you."
"Now I'm standing. You happy? We're all standing. Bunch of jackasses standing in a circle."
"This is a terrible plan."
"He says that he's an a-hole, but he's not 100% a dick."
"I don't believe anyone is 100% a dick."
"For the record, I advised against trusting you."
"They got my dick message!"
"No one talks to my friends like that."
"Finger to the throat means death."
"You can't. You'll die. Why are you doing this?! Why?!"
"Dance off bro, me and you!"
"I'm distracting you, you big turd-blossom!"
"I might be as pretty as an angel, but I sure as hell ain't one."
"I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future."
"What should we do next? Something good, something bad, bit of both?"
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