Alive, but never truly living.

Xavier, any pronouns ((character blog. mun talks in double parentheses. adults only))

[cerastes]

Let’s bring Flash development back so 14 year olds can create extremely violent and greasy minigames about eviscerating Labubu and upload them to Newgrounds.

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

Breaking it down bisexual style

[thecuretothesmiths]

Only one of those words apply to me

[xavierrousseau]

Hm... yes I do not believe I have ever seen you 'break it down'. Historically speaking, it is known that lanky white boy can't dance.

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xxvampybitchxx]

And you two call ME stupid.

Anyway waluigi pussy attack

[xavierrousseau]

jack we need to find a motorbike. i must learn this Pussy Attack maneuver

[thecuretothesmiths]

?!???? If you need a motorbike for a pussy attack what the fuck have you been doing to me for the last 3 years??????

[xavierrousseau]

My Technique Must Become More Advanced... More Powerful... It Should Be Able To Crush Foes... The Killer Pussy Attack

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

Breaking it down bisexual style

[thecuretothesmiths]

Only one of those words apply to me

[xavierrousseau]

Hm... yes I do not believe I have ever seen you 'break it down'. Historically speaking, it is known that lanky white boy can't dance.

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xxvampybitchxx]

And you two call ME stupid.

Anyway waluigi pussy attack

[xavierrousseau]

jack we need to find a motorbike. i must learn this Pussy Attack maneuver

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

Breaking it down bisexual style

[thecuretothesmiths]

Only one of those words apply to me

[xavierrousseau]

Hm... yes I do not believe I have ever seen you 'break it down'. Historically speaking, it is known that lanky white boy can't dance.

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

@xavierrousseau

PLEASE TELL ME YOU FUCKERS HAVE LIKE 300 TO SPEND RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

LIKE BY FRIDAY

[xavierrousseau]

Hmm... most likely? Why, has something happened?

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

jack this is you after posting publicly while horny for the 80th time

[thecuretothesmiths]

And /////////

WHAT exactly

Are you trying to say, Xavier?

What EXACTLY is the point you are trying to make here?? //////// What are trying to say???

[xavierrousseau]

well, what i can say is that i doubt you'd be considered a clumsy man aside from this one thing, were it accidental////

[thecuretothesmiths]

And if it wasn't, hypothetically that is, accidental

What would you even do about it?

[xavierrousseau]

this would be me on you before you can even start posting, were it not for the distance between us

[thecuretothesmiths]

Hm?

Do tell me more, dear Xavier.

I'm very interested in what that would entail.

[xavierrousseau]

////// DÉCROCHE LE TÉLÉPHONE, JACK//////// MAINTENANT///////

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

jack this is you after posting publicly while horny for the 80th time

[thecuretothesmiths]

And /////////

WHAT exactly

Are you trying to say, Xavier?

What EXACTLY is the point you are trying to make here?? //////// What are trying to say???

[xavierrousseau]

well, what i can say is that i doubt you'd be considered a clumsy man aside from this one thing, were it accidental////

[thecuretothesmiths]

And if it wasn't, hypothetically that is, accidental

What would you even do about it?

[xavierrousseau]

this would be me on you before you can even start posting, were it not for the distance between us

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

jack this is you after posting publicly while horny for the 80th time

[thecuretothesmiths]

And /////////

WHAT exactly

Are you trying to say, Xavier?

What EXACTLY is the point you are trying to make here?? //////// What are trying to say???

[xavierrousseau]

well, what i can say is that i doubt you'd be considered a clumsy man aside from this one thing, were it accidental////

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

jack this is you after posting publicly while horny for the 80th time

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

I need to be in my husband soon.

I miss him

[xavierrousseau]

i miss you too darling///////// 💜💚💜💚

[thecuretothesmiths]

To be fair to Lydia. She is correct. It's been a longer gap than I'm used to and it may be affecting me.

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

....sexe au téléphone?

[thecuretothesmiths]

Darling I love you but I think putting that in your native language did absolutely nothing to hide the message/////

And.... Maybe... /////

Tu me manques. Ta voix me manque. Ton parfum me manque. Ta présence me manque. Ton corps me manque. Tes yeux me manquent. Ton contact me manque. Ton sourire me manque. putain.... ça me manque même quand tu t'énerves contre moi /////

[xavierrousseau]

I///// yes that really didn't do much, did it///////

ça me manque d'entendre ta voix quand je me réveille. ça me manque d'entendre ta guitare en bas l'après-midi. ça me manque de tenir ta main sous la table quand nous sommes assis ensemble. Vos demandes d'attention stupides et attachantes me manquent, même lorsqu'elles causent des problèmes. ça me manque de pouvoir te sentir à côté de moi. ///////

[thecuretothesmiths]

To be fair to Lydia. She is correct. It's been a longer gap than I'm used to and it may be affecting me.

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

....sexe au téléphone?

[thecuretothesmiths]

@xavierrousseau

I miss you and I can't sleep. It's been some time since I had to travel home, and everyday this pain gets worse ///

[xavierrousseau]

i miss you too my beloved ;;; ///// every time one of us travels, i think i'll be used to it, and then i end up missing you terribly. i wish it was easier for us to travel together, but considering our circumstances, it's something i imagine will ve difficult for the foreseeable future

[thecuretothesmiths]

We need to find a better way to get across the sea that doesn't involve activating your running water fear. If only we could get legitimate IDs for air travel.

[xavierrousseau]

That, and ensuring that there's some contingency plan on handling anything going wrong with the demon inside Thomas. Legitimate air travel IDs would make it a lot easier to get to and from places quickly, if it were an option. As it is, though, our best option may be the coffin shipment, if it were necessary. It's slow, and we almost certainly would be out of means of communication with anyone back home for a significant amount of time, but it's certainly doable.

[thecuretothesmiths]

Coffin shipment, according to some of the connections out here can still take months unfortunately. But it is something to consider if we ever want to leave North America again. How the hell did we manage all those years ago?? Oh right... That was standard travel time...

But I'm bringing some things home for... Some People. Lydia was marked off the list for... reasons.

[xavierrousseau]

Air travel would be so convenient were it not for the situation with IDs and passports...

Huh. What was it this time with Lydia?

[xxvampybitchxx]

I just asked how he wuz doin since hes been away from u

[thecuretothesmiths]

That is NOT how you asked and you fucking know it.

[xavierrousseau]

',:/

[thecuretothesmiths]

Anger cancelled.

Brilliant raised eyebrow Xavier.

[xxvampybitchxx]

Oh he's SO good with hiz many computer skillz

[xavierrousseau]

Thank you Lydia, I am a paragon of technological skill. Nobody makes face pictograms the way I do.

[xxvampybitchxx]

Thatz so coolz man X3

[thecuretothesmiths]

She's trying to change the subject.

Do NOT let her get away with this.

[xavierrousseau]

lydia upon guessing how long it had been since

[xxvampybitchxx]

Is it sexual harassment if he thanks you after getting mad because it prompts him to text you though.

Because he literally did that.

[thecuretothesmiths]

DON'T TELL HIM THAT PART!!!!!!!!!!!! ////////////

[xxvampybitchxx]

Or how he said

"you know, I get 'mad' but I honestly don't care anymore because at this point I'm used to it and if you were to act differently I'd be more concerned that something happened to you. At this point it just adds spontaneous wtf moments in my life but it has helped my relationship with Xavier so who am I to complain."

[thecuretothesmiths]

STOP!!!!!!!!

[xavierrousseau]

this was me reading that

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

by the way jack i saw this cat at the petrol station when refilling your car recently. he's just a silly little kitty. figured that might perk you up

[thecuretothesmiths]

@xavierrousseau

I miss you and I can't sleep. It's been some time since I had to travel home, and everyday this pain gets worse ///

[xavierrousseau]

i miss you too my beloved ;;; ///// every time one of us travels, i think i'll be used to it, and then i end up missing you terribly. i wish it was easier for us to travel together, but considering our circumstances, it's something i imagine will ve difficult for the foreseeable future

[thecuretothesmiths]

We need to find a better way to get across the sea that doesn't involve activating your running water fear. If only we could get legitimate IDs for air travel.

[xavierrousseau]

That, and ensuring that there's some contingency plan on handling anything going wrong with the demon inside Thomas. Legitimate air travel IDs would make it a lot easier to get to and from places quickly, if it were an option. As it is, though, our best option may be the coffin shipment, if it were necessary. It's slow, and we almost certainly would be out of means of communication with anyone back home for a significant amount of time, but it's certainly doable.

[thecuretothesmiths]

Coffin shipment, according to some of the connections out here can still take months unfortunately. But it is something to consider if we ever want to leave North America again. How the hell did we manage all those years ago?? Oh right... That was standard travel time...

But I'm bringing some things home for... Some People. Lydia was marked off the list for... reasons.

[xavierrousseau]

Air travel would be so convenient were it not for the situation with IDs and passports...

Huh. What was it this time with Lydia?

[xxvampybitchxx]

I just asked how he wuz doin since hes been away from u

[thecuretothesmiths]

That is NOT how you asked and you fucking know it.

[xavierrousseau]

',:/

[thecuretothesmiths]

Anger cancelled.

Brilliant raised eyebrow Xavier.

[xxvampybitchxx]

Oh he's SO good with hiz many computer skillz

[xavierrousseau]

Thank you Lydia, I am a paragon of technological skill. Nobody makes face pictograms the way I do.

[xxvampybitchxx]

Thatz so coolz man X3

[thecuretothesmiths]

She's trying to change the subject.

Do NOT let her get away with this.

[xavierrousseau]

lydia upon guessing how long it had been since

[xxvampybitchxx]

Is it sexual harassment if he thanks you after getting mad because it prompts him to text you though.

Because he literally did that.

[thecuretothesmiths]

DON'T TELL HIM THAT PART!!!!!!!!!!!! ////////////

[xxvampybitchxx]

Or how he said

"you know, I get 'mad' but I honestly don't care anymore because at this point I'm used to it and if you were to act differently I'd be more concerned that something happened to you. At this point it just adds spontaneous wtf moments in my life but it has helped my relationship with Xavier so who am I to complain."

[thecuretothesmiths]

STOP!!!!!!!!

[xavierrousseau]

this was me reading that

[thecuretothesmiths]

@xavierrousseau

I miss you and I can't sleep. It's been some time since I had to travel home, and everyday this pain gets worse ///

[xavierrousseau]

i miss you too my beloved ;;; ///// every time one of us travels, i think i'll be used to it, and then i end up missing you terribly. i wish it was easier for us to travel together, but considering our circumstances, it's something i imagine will ve difficult for the foreseeable future

[thecuretothesmiths]

We need to find a better way to get across the sea that doesn't involve activating your running water fear. If only we could get legitimate IDs for air travel.

[xavierrousseau]

That, and ensuring that there's some contingency plan on handling anything going wrong with the demon inside Thomas. Legitimate air travel IDs would make it a lot easier to get to and from places quickly, if it were an option. As it is, though, our best option may be the coffin shipment, if it were necessary. It's slow, and we almost certainly would be out of means of communication with anyone back home for a significant amount of time, but it's certainly doable.

[thecuretothesmiths]

Coffin shipment, according to some of the connections out here can still take months unfortunately. But it is something to consider if we ever want to leave North America again. How the hell did we manage all those years ago?? Oh right... That was standard travel time...

But I'm bringing some things home for... Some People. Lydia was marked off the list for... reasons.

[xavierrousseau]

Air travel would be so convenient were it not for the situation with IDs and passports...

Huh. What was it this time with Lydia?

[xxvampybitchxx]

I just asked how he wuz doin since hes been away from u

[thecuretothesmiths]

That is NOT how you asked and you fucking know it.

[xavierrousseau]

',:/

[thecuretothesmiths]

Anger cancelled.

Brilliant raised eyebrow Xavier.

[xxvampybitchxx]

Oh he's SO good with hiz many computer skillz

[xavierrousseau]

Thank you Lydia, I am a paragon of technological skill. Nobody makes face pictograms the way I do.

[xxvampybitchxx]

Thatz so coolz man X3

[thecuretothesmiths]

She's trying to change the subject.

Do NOT let her get away with this.

[xavierrousseau]

lydia upon guessing how long it had been since