Every night I burn. Dream the crow black dream

18+ only | Jack | he/him | Born in the 1860s but don't look like it | Piss off | I am NOT Jack the ripper. STOP SAYING I AM JACK THE RIPPER. | In love with the vampire that turned me 💜🦇 ((this is a cringe vampire character blog lol. mun is just vibing, but there are heavy nsfw texts. anything not in double parentheses can be assumed to be Jack speaking/writing. pls ignore this blog))

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

Breaking it down bisexual style

[thecuretothesmiths]

Only one of those words apply to me

[xavierrousseau]

Hm... yes I do not believe I have ever seen you 'break it down'. Historically speaking, it is known that lanky white boy can't dance.

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xxvampybitchxx]

And you two call ME stupid.

Anyway waluigi pussy attack

[xavierrousseau]

jack we need to find a motorbike. i must learn this Pussy Attack maneuver

[thecuretothesmiths]

?!???? If you need a motorbike for a pussy attack what the fuck have you been doing to me for the last 3 years??????

[xavierrousseau]

My Technique Must Become More Advanced... More Powerful... It Should Be Able To Crush Foes... The Killer Pussy Attack

[thecuretothesmiths]

I might be a little scared of you

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

Breaking it down bisexual style

[thecuretothesmiths]

Only one of those words apply to me

[xavierrousseau]

Hm... yes I do not believe I have ever seen you 'break it down'. Historically speaking, it is known that lanky white boy can't dance.

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xxvampybitchxx]

And you two call ME stupid.

Anyway waluigi pussy attack

[xavierrousseau]

jack we need to find a motorbike. i must learn this Pussy Attack maneuver

[thecuretothesmiths]

?!???? If you need a motorbike for a pussy attack what the fuck have you been doing to me for the last 3 years??????

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

Breaking it down bisexual style

[thecuretothesmiths]

Only one of those words apply to me

[xavierrousseau]

Hm... yes I do not believe I have ever seen you 'break it down'. Historically speaking, it is known that lanky white boy can't dance.

[thecuretothesmiths]

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[xxvampybitchxx]

JACK THATZ FUKIN WALUIGI SJSKSBGKAKJ

THIS DUDE

[xavierrousseau]

[xxvampybitchxx]

Breaking it down bisexual style

[thecuretothesmiths]

Only one of those words apply to me

[thecuretothesmiths]

James says I look like this "Mario" character

Who is this

[thecuretothesmiths]

What is he doing

[thecuretothesmiths]

WHAT IS HE DOING. HE'S weARING THE - WE ARE OUT.

[thecuretothesmiths]

What is he doing

[thecuretothesmiths]

Ahatever. Can't dm so I'll just block everyone else.

The urge to find a way to teleport back home right fucking now so I can hug and kiss my husband and he can press me against the wall and bite my neck aggressively before he drags me to the bedroom, throws me onto the bed and just fucks my brains out as he pierces my skin with his teeth and pins me down on the bed while ramming his [REDACTED] Into my

[thecuretothesmiths]

New needs tonight. I feel empty.

[foreskinniest]

It's the spit for me

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

jack this is you after posting publicly while horny for the 80th time

[thecuretothesmiths]

And /////////

WHAT exactly

Are you trying to say, Xavier?

What EXACTLY is the point you are trying to make here?? //////// What are trying to say???

[xavierrousseau]

well, what i can say is that i doubt you'd be considered a clumsy man aside from this one thing, were it accidental////

[thecuretothesmiths]

And if it wasn't, hypothetically that is, accidental

What would you even do about it?

[xavierrousseau]

this would be me on you before you can even start posting, were it not for the distance between us

[thecuretothesmiths]

Hm?

Do tell me more, dear Xavier.

I'm very interested in what that would entail.

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

jack this is you after posting publicly while horny for the 80th time

[thecuretothesmiths]

And /////////

WHAT exactly

Are you trying to say, Xavier?

What EXACTLY is the point you are trying to make here?? //////// What are trying to say???

[xavierrousseau]

well, what i can say is that i doubt you'd be considered a clumsy man aside from this one thing, were it accidental////

[thecuretothesmiths]

And if it wasn't, hypothetically that is, accidental

What would you even do about it?

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[xavierrousseau]

jack this is you after posting publicly while horny for the 80th time

[thecuretothesmiths]

And /////////

WHAT exactly

Are you trying to say, Xavier?

What EXACTLY is the point you are trying to make here?? //////// What are trying to say???

[thecuretothesmiths]

I WOULD DM HIM DIRECTLY IF OUR BLOGS WEREN'T SHADOWBANNED 🥲

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[xavierrousseau]

Again, posted this publicly on your public blog.//////

[thecuretothesmiths]

[thecuretothesmiths]

...

But that's only for Xavier to know.

I refuse to reply directly to Lydia.

[thecuretothesmiths]

I need to be in my husband soon.

I miss him

[xavierrousseau]

i miss you too darling///////// 💜💚💜💚

[jamesthehedgehog]

I was going to ask if he meant to say "with" instead of "in" but after seeing your response Xav, I think I should've known better.

[thecuretothesmiths]

... Maybe I did mean to say with. Maybe I meant to say "with" on this very public post. I'm not that much of a whore. Why is it so fucking hot in here