Ex Astris, Scientia

Mari || 26 || Sometimes still here (x)

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

pregnancy is a hoax the baby sprouts out the ground ive seen it happen

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

People pretend to be pregnant for clout it started with one woman named dvd and people been chasing the same high since

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

meant eve

[xaviersass]

they’re using the staff car park at work as a vaccination centre so we got told to park in the private car park down the hill that’s approved for staff to use where they’d match number plates against the staff car park registry and i havent updated my new car’s reg on there yet so i woke up to 3 separate £100 parking fines this morning fml

[littlesmartart]

valentines kiss challenge 1: kiss on the cheek / xiyao

finally finished my valentines kiss set! here’s the first one - just some wholesome modern au goodness :) xichen knows how to look after his man! 😘

[littlesmartart]

from this

CRYBABY DA-GE RIGHTS!!!

[xaviersass]

zoey/ichigo or w/e from Tokyo Mew Mew is the token straight in a cast full of gays

[chnqin]

Together they make one functioning adult man!

for the @mdzsnet’s Jin Zixuan & Jin Guangyao birthday event

[littlesmartart]

happy valentines! here’s something based on the hasanlu lovers 💕

I was wondering what about nieyao’s tragic end made me so fucking feral, and then I realised I love the Gothic horror genre, and what’s more Gothic romance than the animated corpse of your first love, who you murdered and chopped into pieces, being awoken by the blood from your mortal stab wound (unwillingly given by your other, mutual lover) and rising - during a thunder-and-lightning-storm, no less! - to drag you back into his coffin with him, where you will both be sealed together for a hundred years, until the destructively powerful energy of your combined rage dissipates and you can finally find peace?

[littlesmartart]

from this post by @guqin-and-flute

poor modern AU Jingyi is s u f f e r i n g because he lives in a 3 DILF household and his peers won’t let him forget it 😔

Jingyi: DILFs??? are you kidding me??? but they’re all so weird! grey-die has cried over every single disney movie we’ve ever watched together! if yellow-die doesn’t drink an entire mug of coffee before breakfast he can’t tell the difference between toast and a coaster! and blue-die unironically collects Live Laugh Love signs!!!!

[victoriansuggestion]

ruin the lives of everyone around you and then die

[goldenjoestars]

@azzurroprofondo Wei Wuxian

[gif87a-com]

[klubbhead]

[brightcoat]

According to the actual rules of Jenga, this is not a legal move and is equivalent to causing a collapse.

[wackd-archive]

[mayflame15]

[xaviersass]

asian wedding shopping is so gd stressful as is under normal circumstances but my dress arrived yesterday and i’m so psyched 

[cherryysundae]

say happy valentine’s day to wangxian or else

[anxietyproblem]

[kristenbouchard]

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

[lloras]

exactly

[noodles-07]

In my defense your honor I had really good music on and it made me want to do something evil

[wormboyman]