Xaviers Behaviours

All the shit Xavier says and does

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"Depression is a bacterial infection you get from women."

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Who is Xavier?

my bf

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"I'm the boss 'cause I'm the boy."

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Looking deep into my eyes and days wow it’s amazing the reflection on your eyes looks like a microscope so I try and do it but then it hurts and I shut my eyes and he’s like no open your eyes again. I gotta look into the microscope.

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Came into my room and Xavier is just sitting in a chair brushing his teeth and he looks at me and with a mouth FULL of toothpaste he says “I’m ushing mah left hand”

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She's beauty and she's grace

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Watching him wait in line at McDonald's to get 2 ice creams. He said I couldn't have one because I had to improve my fitness but then I saw that the total on the cash register was actually $6.00 so he must've bought me one as a surprise so I was happy again. Then, as he is pay passing I notice that he's using my debit card.

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"Drug them and hang them"

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Lit my hair on fire. Blew it out immediately. Said he didn't think it would burn.

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Just found broken glass in his bed

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"True life I'm dating a cow"

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Just told me that he wet his pants in school. On purpose.

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His waist is as thick as his shoulder

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Just picked up a used cigarette butt off the ground in the city and sucked on it.

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Got his tongue stuck in a beer bottle. Twice.

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Told me if I wanna lose weight then just skip breakfast

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Punched himself (hard) in the face and said he was gonna show my mum the bruise and say I did it