[xbartenderbluex]

ooc;

apologies for te absence but I just got to new york!! Met a 5yr long online friend for the first time!! <3 <3 <3 Patience for threads and asks are seriously appreciated! Thanks! :)

[xbartenderbluex]

prowlofpraxus walked into a bar...

Prowl himself. I didn't know you were a high grader. What can I get for you?

[chosenmonarch]

xbartenderbluex:

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“Don’t worry about it you just focus on manning you pedes. I’ll grab some porous low grade. It’s a drink I engineered for recovery. This happens more often then you think, usually I just coax them out the door but with you being in the public eye as much as you are I think that falls under cruel and unusual punishment. Everyone is entitled to some downtime…”

He rattled on and on regardless if he was listening. He slid his arm around Starscream’s back to try and support him more. Inching his way toward the back room.

After a several steps though the speeder was starting to get antsy. He did not do slow and tedious it strained at every circuit in him. He couldn’t rush him though. They weren’t even half way there.

The lord mumbled incoherent words, but he did as Blurr instructed him and focused on trying to keep himself up and moving. He could barely think straight- but somehow understood what was going on and was somewhat clueless as to why the blue mech was showing kindness.

“T-hank..you.” He managed to say. 

“I just don’t understand why… you’re doing this for me.” And with this, insinuated he was a terrible individual, hated from the majority. 

 His steps were wavering and his posture remained unbalanced, but he managed to walk with Blurr without staggering too much. 

[xbartenderbluex]

"Oh yeah-- your welcome." He barely remembered to reply. His circuitry was starting to fidget something awful. He mostly missed whatever he said after the thanks, to busy thinking how to solve the slow seeker problem.

And then abruptly he ducked and scooped the lord's legs out from under him and boosted forward about 10 feet. Then smoothly reversed the action to set him back down carefully.

"You all good?"

[xbartenderbluex]

marshmallowbombboom-d walked into a bar...

Hey what can I get for you? I just updated my fancy little menu.

[marshmallowbombboom-d-deactivat]

Carried away by his curiosity, he asked almost instantly —  What do you have this time? —

[xbartenderbluex]

“Well here– take a look for yourself little mech. I gotta ask you, have you ever had a loaded drink before?”

He leaned on the counter to get to more his level.

[marshmallowbombboom-d-deactivat]

Wooah! A lot of options where choose, the only question was: Which one choose?. Something classic? Something extravagant? Something with style as he? Was a fact, a lot of options from which to choose. Nevertheless, why the others treated him as if this could bring about an unnecessary effect on him? He could drink whatever he wants and would go without have his optics blurred

— Of course! Look at me, I am not a little one —  He clarified, picked up the menu again and, quickly to seem like a great connoisseur of loaded drinks although it was randomly, he chose the… — I want this, Suntorian Star, looks so good —

[xbartenderbluex]

"Alright if your sure you can handle it~"

The speeder started zipping around grabbing what was needed, then ended up right where he started. z

"So where're you from?"

[dsprybrryrps]

hey you

yeah you

you wanna plot? you wanna request stuff? ask me something? you wanna talk? tell me how your day was? tell me how much of a bitch your sibling is? tell me how much you love fried oreos?

well you go right ahead because my ask is open and i’m always here to listen

[xbartenderbluex]

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[timecase-blog]

                                                IT’S SCIENCE !

[xbartenderbluex]

herecomesthebomp walked into a bar...

Welcome. Lucky you, you just missed the rush, you got the place pretty much to yourself.

[xbartenderbluex]

marshmallowbombboom-d walked into a bar...

Hey what can I get for you? I just updated my fancy little menu.

[marshmallowbombboom-d-deactivat]

Carried away by his curiosity, he asked almost instantly —  What do you have this time? —

[xbartenderbluex]

“Well here-- take a look for yourself little mech. I gotta ask you, have you ever had a loaded drink before?”

He leaned on the counter to get to more his level.

[xbartenderbluex]

::Oh.::

::How long did that take?::

[metallurgiist-deactivated201707]

[TXT]: Honestly not that long— I’ve had your frequency for a little while. I’ve just been building up the courage to actually say anything!

[TXT]: Sort of a big fan and all…

[TXT]: Figured you wouldn’t remember, though. That’s fine! Not surprised.

[xbartenderbluex]

::Well, hello back at you.::

This was awkward. What was he supposed to say to that.

::I gotta run. Swing by the bar sometime.::

[timecase-blog]

Mm~

meme .

❝uh         i’m preeetty sure swerve’ll ban me from his bar for life if you keep this up.❞

[logcrrhea-archived]

"Will you bare my children?"

That is the face of complete shock. Swerve is utterly taken aback by this and he has no idea how to respond to Blurr. BLURR of all bots!

“I-I-I-I—-”

 Excuse him as he sputters and promptly falls to the floor. Welp, this minibot is out for the count and won’t be waking back up anytime soon. 

[xbartenderbluex]

crimsonskylord walked into a bar...

[xbartenderbluex]

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The speeder paused in pouring the components needed to make the drink when Starscream started talking for the second time. He took a few moments to think– alright maybe it was more like half an instant– and put the two bottles down, then squared his servos on the countertop decisively. 

“Look. I get it. You may not think I do, in fact you may not even think I can look past the jail time. Because it was outrageous and made my bar suffer. But I can. You did what you did for Cybertron and although your methods are bogus and put me in jail, we were on the same side. 

“The only thing that bothers me right now is the fact that I feel like your making underlying threats after you walked into my bar for a drink, and I’m probably not even overthinking it. If you can’t live a fulfilled life without threatening mechs working towards probably some of the same goals as you, that’s upsetting. But do it outside my bar. Capiche?” 

He touched his left elbow to the counter and used that servo to point to the sign above the door behind the red mech’s shoulder that read, “Leave the War at the Door”, before straightening and picking the bottles up again.

“Now, do you want this drink?

[chosenmonarch]

Starscream’s digits tapped the counter as he listened to the bartender speak his side of the bargain. The monarch did not interrupted him, but kept smirking. His optics never left the blue mech-

“Now now. I am aware that one must read between the lines with me. But I assure you that my intention were not for you to come to this conclusion. what I meant was that it could have ended under dire circumstances, while it did not. That is all. There are no threats whatsoever.” He said with an amused chuckle. 

“However I do understand your conditions. And yes I do still want this drink.”

He paused- “As for your business. It will pick up when we merge with other colonies. Not to mention, there will eventually be a new generation of transformers.”

[xbartenderbluex]

He stood, snatching both drink components and continued making the drink, giving Starscream a discerning look for a second. Then went with the latter subject the seeker had offered.

"That seems like a lot of really big 'ifs'. What colony is going to want to merge with one that came into existence, then wiped themselves out with a civil war??"

He zipped to the other side of the bar and changed the bar music, then to the back to grab another case of a missing ingredient and was back before the juke started playing the new song.

[brittlesilverlord-blog]

xbartenderbluex:

“Uh huh.” 

He zipped to the other end of the counter and slid a sheet back to the warlord. He was actually really proud of his fancy new menu. He sped back, beating the menu as it slid. 

“I actually just composed a menu myself, go ahead and take a look. The farther down you go the stronger they are. “

   ♛ —;; Leaning on his palm he grabbed the menu when it slid to him, rubbing his face as he subspaced his glasses to read the menu, closing an optic for a moment before wrinkling his nose.

“An Oil slick looks good.” he murmured, nodding. 

[xbartenderbluex]

He blinked at the monsterous warlord, only to see him-- pull out reading glasses??

For some reason that amused Blurr, but thank Primus he kept his mouth closed. He darted away as soon as the order was decided on, and came back with the glowing orange drink.

"Reading glasses hm?"

Well he kept quiet for awhile at least.

[chosenmonarch]

xbartenderbluex:

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Blurr shook his helm slightly and squatted on the tips of his pedes, closer to Starscream. 

“I supposed we should probably get you to a berth hm? C’mon then.” He put his servo under his arm to try to coax the mech upright. Man for the seeker’s sake, he really hoped he didn’t remember any of this.

He clutched Blurr the best he could and shakily made it to his peds. He used the other mech as some sort of support. The lord appeared out of it from the most part, if not absent minded. 

“mhrrgh I dirtied your floor… m’sorry..” He mumbled, trying to focus on not staggering too much.

[xbartenderbluex]

"Don't worry about it you just focus on manning you pedes. I'll grab some porous low grade. It's a drink I engineered for recovery. This happens more often then you think, usually I just coax them out the door but with you being in the public eye as much as you are I think that falls under cruel and unusual punishment. Everyone is entitled to some downtime..."

He rattled on and on regardless if he was listening. He slid his arm around Starscream's back to try and support him more. Inching his way toward the back room.

After a several steps though the speeder was starting to get antsy. He did not do slow and tedious it strained at every circuit in him. He couldn't rush him though. They weren't even half way there.

[xbartenderbluex]

Aren't these numbers supposed to match?

[metallurgiist-deactivated201707]

xbartenderbluex:

::Don’t take it personally I don’t remember a lot of mechs.::

::But how did you get this frequency?::

[TXT]: Yeah um no, I gotcha. Totally understand. But uhh frequency! Right! I’ve got my ways. And by that I mean I just asked around until I found someone who knew..

[xbartenderbluex]

::Oh.::

::How long did that take?::