such a life to remember.

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[cutekittensarefun]

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

[unclefather]

That is the host

[sandersstudies]

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

[sandersstudies]

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

[sandersstudies]

HOMEWRECKER

[titimylove]

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

[sandersstudies]

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

[catasters]

[realitytvbitch]

[cornygirlfriend]

“you lurk bc u care” no bitch it’s bc im nosey

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[myseinfeldblogisgreaterthanyours]

[uks-gifs]

[imagination]

via weheartit

[danger]

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[hotboyproblems]

Dog in the car next to me: *looks at me briefly*

Me: truly I am blessed on this day

[filmgifs]

Lured (1947) dir. Douglas Sirk

[dagatesofheaven]

[bodyglitter]

me when i hear the keys jingle outside my door and i kno my alone time is up