Bam. you're dead.

free your mind one puff at a time

[pure]

i feel like i’m in that spongebob episode where squidward was time traveling then he broke the space time continuum and ended up in that blank white room

[gan-man]

..may this joke land with y’all the same way it did for my sister and I lol

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[dirtposts]

dark tower secret ending

[unsends-deactivated20170829]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[nameless-glitter-official]

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[faggottt]

Social experiment: if you know what this is don’t say anything just reblog

[twitblr]

YES (x)

[twitblr]

Survey says.. (x)

[blogevans101]

The Man Who Lived Forever

The Man Who Lived Forever Source

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]

[maclonna-deactivated20160905]

[depression-healthy-carrier]

What a ho ho horrible year

[unclefather]

[psych2go]

I tend to get angry easily. Do you have any advice?

Then rant it out in a journal or go for a walk or something.

[ruinedchildhood]

[paprika]

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

a man to a sad woman: you are beautiful and hot and sexy and that’s why i talk to you. cheer up ☺️