ᴅᴇᴀʀ sʜᴇʀʟᴏᴄᴋ,

"ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ғɪx ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ" indie entirely au villain!sherlock (bbc) #xcold please read the about and rules before interaction

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"Oh, you are a grumpy human, aren’t you?” Idris turned to face him, glancing at him thoughtfully.

"What’s troubling you, human?"

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     'Human'—- An odd eccentricity?                         Without notice (by habit?).                             Implications of non-human traits.         Impossible "Nothing important," he says dismissively, studying her.  

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militaribus

xavierrud

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lisamoriartytodd

    He's not fully paying attention—- mostly because he's not interested enough to have it grabbed. 

           "Hmm?"

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only-one-consulting--detective

xparadoxed

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interstellartardis

    "-—What?"

    His posture is neutral, but for a second, his tone betrays him—-                        Sherlock is not having a good day.

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[[ other greeters after dinner bc i need to eat and stuff and maybe get hw done for once ]]

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cursed-neurotic

    Sherlock is glad to see the detective—-                             Not that you'd be able to spot it.

        "Jim."

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"Uh—

               ”No, not really. Sorry, am I interrupting something?”

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    "Depends."

             "Do you have anything interesting to say?"

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        ————— “Only the ever-so flattering presence of your shining person,” he purred, knowing his charming Irish drawl would ring with recognition in the other. 

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    Sherlock lifts his head slightly, still not turning to face the other. He doesn't grin, only rolls his eyes a little. 

     "Shining."                   "That's a new one." 

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    Oh and they were nominally polite now too? This just got weirder and weirder. All sources said this guy was a real big shot though, and save for Shego the majority of those she dealt with were mainly fire power.

     “Kim. Kim Possible.”

               So she wasn’t big on secrets, what?

       “—-so far I don’t really get you, but I’m to understand you’re a real big deal.”

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    As she finishes speaking, a few connections click, and he very nearly smiles. 

                   Oh. 

    He makes a mental note to have someone research the girl— maybe he can look at the file on his coffee break or something. 

                   "Please to meet you, Miss Possible," he says, before raising an eyebrow. "Am I? Hmm."

    He already knows he's a big deal—- to some, anyway.

[kimmykimpossible]

    This couldn’t be him, could it? Sure didn’t look like a super villian. Then again, maybe they were wising up, flashy colors and dramatic monolgues were sort of like putting a target on your own back.

           “You wouldn’t happen to be a Mister Holmes, would you?”

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        He pauses slightly at the question, looking the girl up and down and turning the phone off. 

        "Who wants to know?" Normally people don't come face to face, not unless they have a fairly large problem—-                                               associations, and all that.

        So he's at least vaguely interested.

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kimmykimpossible

     A quick glance at the stranger, and his eyes fall upon his mobile again,                         Changing positions subtly so the screen is definitely out of view.

           "Yes?"

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This is a bad idea. This is a bad, very bad idea.     He was a soldier, for god sakes, one of the good guys—

           ❝ Uh, yeah…I’m a friend of Mike’s? Mike Stamford? ❞

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     It's a second before he even turns around, head tilting slightly at the man as he studies him. 

     "Yes, I suppose you are." A pause.                 "—I should hope that's not all you have to say."

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militian

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     Perhaps a client? He doesn't turn around to face them, not quite yet. "Need something?"

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

    Do people really grow attached to those enough to chose favourites?

                    He hardly cares about an inanimate object or two. Replaceable in the end. As were most animate objects—-

                                       People included. 

    “None.”