the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters
tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence
β you look importantβ¦ or at least your suit does. β β statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. β β make yourself comfortable, why donβt you.Β β β youβre wasting your time. i havenβt seen him for 18 years. β β if i had 15 minutes, weβd drink tea, eat biscuits; iβd talk, youβd laugh, and weβd be on our way. β β are they still following us? β β when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. β β you canβt be serious. β β excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. β β hug me. β β whatβs that? it smells like feet. β β how long was your prison sentence? β β donβt ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. β β look atΒ βem. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even aΒ βthank-you.β β β donβt kill your partner on your first day. β β iβm sure you understand humiliation better than most. β β my woman would never wear anything like that. β β smoothly done. β β you canβt put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. β β and rememberβ¦ take it like a pussy. β β not very good at this wholeΒ βsubtletyβ thing, are you? β β either you start to look like you know what youβre doing, or iβm out of here. β β would you like a bigger glass? β β no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. β β donβt you make me put you over my knee. β β so you donβt want to danceβ¦ but you do want to wrestle. β β i like my women strong. β β now we are engaged. again. β β i am neither a goat, nor your sister, soβ¦ get your hands off me. β β iβm okay, i think. β β iβve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. β β you see, each one of us has a destinyβ¦ and i believe i can help you with yours. β β you can see the future? β β i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. β β darling, time to go. β β they had it coming. β β you need to control your temper. β β i think heβs an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, whoβs offered me a job and made advances towards me. β β i quite like him. β β i donβt know what youβre upset about, youβre not even my fiance! β β the thing isβ¦ i work better alone. β β iβm not leaving. β β and what, exactly, did you do to him? β β just shut up and watch me work. β β youβre trembling. β β itβs going to be okay. β β iβll be close by. β β help yourself to a drink. β β so sorry to keep you waiting. β β i thought i was doing so well. β β the fault doesnβt lie in your performance. β β she seemed so innocent. β β iβm so sorry i canβt stay to finish you off myself. β β man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. β β i never thought iβd say this, but iβm actually quite pleased to see you. β β itβs okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. β





















