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househunting

$469,000/5 br/2 ba/1,860 sq ft

Philadelphia, PA

built in 1915

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#prettyyyy

mossy-chaos

Made pride wallpapers!

With pride month coming up soon, i felt that this was necessary, especially with the way the world is right now.

Anyways, feel free to use as you like. I will in fact be making more but it might have to wait till tomorrow or friday.

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d3mqn

#went straight to check my email #sooooon!

highladyluck

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

xn3city

butchorder

Butch & Butch Bait, Manchester, 2026

thingsfromthedirt

details of Maruyama Ōkyo's Morning Glories and Puppies painting on cedar doors (1784)

sa1ntss

Consolation

dib

i ca;nt bleiev clowns r real.;;; wha tthe fuck….

zim

DID YOU JUST DISCOVER MIRRORS?

dib

SHUT UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nitewrighter

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting.

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

pretentioussongtitle

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

the-rain-monster

I did this with a fig tree once while hungover as shit and on a walk of shame. Best damn figs I ever ate in my LIFE.

roach-works

when i was a teenager in san diego i was an absolutely unrepentant orange thief. climbed a fence to reach a particularly good pomegranate too. scrumping is a noble tradition of whores stretching back centuries and i won’t hear a word against it

kingscrown666

I understood what it meant from the context, but I had to look it up cuz no fucking way is that a real word. And

It is. Scrumping.

athelind

We have a pomegranate tree in our front yard. Nobody planted it. It just appeared one day, long before I moved in, and now it’s both huge and productive.

I’ve had at least two delivery drivers comment on it, and I invited them to come back when they were ripe and help themselves, because we always have far more than we can hope to deal with.

natalieironside

Back when I was in college I used to walk past multiple big thickets of wild grape vines on the way to and from class every day and I’m sure I woulda cracked a lot sooner than I did without my twice-daily dionysiad

Sometimes I still think abt thos grapes

huariqueje

Green Light - Mathieu Cherkit , 2013.

French, b. 1982 -

Oil on canvas , 46 x 38 cm.

patronsaintofweepingmothers

"IMG_1783 - DUSTDAY IN LAUNDRY2 (23 SEPTEMBER, 2009)" (2009), MEZ

haridraws

anniversary drawing 🌼

near where I live, there’s a stretch of grass that’s always being stepped on and flowers mown down by the council - but the dandelions still thrive, and the buttercup comes back bright and resilient in the borders that can’t be reached or tamed.

However much money and effort goes into trying to erase trans people from public life, gender variation is a part of nature: you can’t get rid of us; we’ve always been here and always will be

spellfireburst

"Baldur's Gate 3 is old news now lol that was three years ago"

Would you believe my favourite game of all time that I still regularly play is from 2009

spellfireburst

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!