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indie ellie williams roleplay tracking the tag #xdontgo will tag triggers on request I write greeters. Feel free to ignore them.

[xdontgo]

     ❝ Do you need any help with that? ❞

[yearnsforheavenxsecretly-moved]

       “Vous parlez français comme une vache espagnole!      I asked for none of your company,         and still I got it.   I can be as much of an… imbécile….. as I’d like.”

[xdontgo]

        "Fine, then! I'll leave. I didn't want to be          here anyway. Go ahead and continue          being an old jerk."

[yearnsforheavenxsecretly-moved]

        "Even  c h i l d r e n      must behave themselves….               And your lack of… respect    toward music…                     enfant pathétique!                      you are getting on my nerves…              and I suggest you tread  l i g h t e r…”

[xdontgo]

             "Look, I don't know what the fuck you just said, but I'm               pretty sure I heard the word pathetic. Don't be a jerk."

[mtomauw]

He prefers it like that, if she hates him it’s easier to deal with all of it. And thus when she ‘mocks’ his accent and pitches in the quick ‘lead the way’ he feels the tension slip from his shoulders. “Y’done doing whatever it is you’ve been doing in here?” He has his hand on the doorknob when he asks, briefly glancing through the room to see if there were any sharp objects missing she could end up trying to stab him with.

[xdontgo]

     ❝ Only when you're done         being an asshole. ❞

                                                        Her words were spoken smoothly,                                                         not  a hint of regret  in her  voice.

[tofxghtfor]

        Maybe one day, Ellie.   Maybe one day, when the sting from years past wasn’t so strong,    it would be Joel that sat her down and spoke of his daughter.                                   (and perhaps someday he’ll let the weight off his shoulders)      But for now he sucks it up,    offers a crooked smile,            rubbing his fingers once along the shattered glass of a watch,   back up to his beard to scratch at his chin.       ” ‘l Right…    Wouldn’t want to use all ‘em up at once, ‘spose…”              Pause. Another lopsided chuckle.      He shakes his head.      “Mighty Pun book…    Well, I guess the PUN is Mightier than the Sword, huh, Ellie?”

[xdontgo]

     It takes her a moment to think about his      words. When she figures it out, there's an      immediate smile on her face. He was finally      catching on.

                                                                                 "Yep, it sure is."

    ( she'll never get enough of the puns. )

                                                                                  "Alright, Joel. Where to now?" 

[yearnsforheavenxsecretly-moved]

+ xdontgo

[yearnsforheavenxsecretly-moved]

     "Your manners are particularly irritating     for a child of your age…..                              I would have hoped, Mademoiselle,             that you would have tried to silence yourself               when it was clear I was   C O M P O S I N G…”

[xdontgo]

           "And you expect me to just sit here             while you do whatever boring thing              you're doing? Like you said, I'm just             a child. Not gonna happen."

[troubleifieversawit]

"I know that — and we always do. I’m not gonna let anything happen to you."

[xdontgo]

❝ You promise? ❞

[xpoeticus]

     ❝Sorry… I was just trying to help—❞

[xdontgo]

❝ Shit, Riley -- I'm sorry.    I didn't mean to snap    like that.❞

[virusiisms]

"I can obviously tell that something troubles you. I may be able to assist if you disclose exactly what that particular matter is."

[xdontgo]

❝ You're practically a robot.     How can you help if I can't    even understand half the    words you're saying? ❞

[tofxghtfor]

      "All right, all right..     Ain’t no need to….. burst somethin’ over there…”       His eyes roll,    a look of faked irritation    ( though truly, he doesn’t mind )                    “Used to be quite the jokester before all this shit, Ellie.            We, uh…. iffin we ever manage to travel Texas…     Well, y’know.. might just see if any f’those old jokebooks are still in Sarah’s room.”    Pause. He crosses his arms. His features solidify, turn away from the girl. He clears his throat.                                    (He shouldn’t have mentioned his daughter)    “You got ‘nother one in there, ‘r are yah ‘all joked out’?”

[xdontgo]

     It was tempting -- the urge to ask about his      daughter. Yet she knew how loss felt. They      didn't need to be sad -- no, this was a happy      day.                                                                              So she would give a small smile, pretending                                                                              that he never said a word about the girl. She                                                                              knew he preferred it that way.

    "Nah, that's all I've got for now. But      don't worry, this isn't the last you'll      see of the mighty pun book!"

[xdontgo]

Bad Day rp Starters

"Why the long face?"

"You seem bummed. Wanna go do something fun?"

"You alright?"

"Don't lie to me. What's wrong?"

"If you don't want to talk about it, you don't have to."

"I'm not making you uncomfortable, am I?"

"You've been awfully quiet today."

"You know, you're not really acting like yourself."

"There has to be something I can do to turn that frown upside down."

"Want to talk about it?"

"It'll be okay. Everyone has bad days."

"Oh, come on! I can't leave you all alone over here, mopey and unhappy."

"Let's see a smile!"

"You're so much prettier when you smile."

"You know, if you want to just relax and take the day off, I don't think anyone would blame you."

"I know you've been feeling a little down, so I brought your favorite snack and a movie!"

"We could just cuddle or something, if you think that would make you feel better."

[xdontgo]

+ 2 ➸ — xpoeticus // theoneandonlyvxlentine

      ❝ Leave me alone. ❞

[tofxghtfor]

                He’s almost expecting something           along the lines of that goddamn apocalypse jokes.                                                                 ( over twenty years and it’s still too soon )      How pleasantly surprised he is,    to hear something like this one.                                 Maybe he didn’t expect it,                      or maybe he thought it genuinely funny that he and a TOWEL related,                                    but either way, the man’s crossed his arms,                            and his lips have painted with a short smile,                        head shaking ( perhaps in the awe of the awfulness of it )   “Ha-ha-……         h’aalllll right,                That one ain’t half bad…..      …. ‘kay, ‘lright, that one was pretty good.                                                                    Ah, here—- got one for yah.                                U- let’s see…..                              Y’hear ‘bout that crosseyed teacher who got fired?                                   Couldn’t control her pupils.”

[xdontgo]

    She feigns a look of shock, a gasp leaving her lips            which were curved upward in a smile.                                                                                   "You mean to tell me that you know jokes?                                                                                                And you laughed at mine?"

     ( nothing could hide the smug look on her face )

                                                                                       "I didn't know you had it in ya, Joel!"

With just the few words he spoke and the smile he delivered, her day was beginning to look better. 

[troubleifieversawit]

        “I think you’re being a little dramatic.”

[xdontgo]

      ❝ I'm just telling it like it is, Riley. We gotta look out for each other! ❞

[troubledmathilda-blog]

" Shit I don’t know, all I know is that     there are infected swarming outside     and we’ve only got one shot at this. “

[xdontgo]

     ❝ Alright, say we do this your way. What          if we get cornered? You're kinda... small.          We wouldn't be able to get out.❞

[troubleifieversawit]

Riley rolled her eyes, waving a hand dismissively. 

            “Bah. Don’t be a baby — you’re still alive. Besides, that was your own fault.”

[xdontgo]

❝ Right. And next time you're close to dying, I'll just stand there. ❞

[duxeorum-blog]

'  look, kid, if y’ consider riskin’ our lives a great idea, then you must be crazy.  ’

' jus' stick with the plan, okay? '

[xdontgo]

❝ Oh, fine. Care to explain this so-called plan again? ❞