So many cool fake state names, like Powhatan, Calusa, Muscogee, New Jersey... And you just combine two states names like that into "Florizona"? How disgraceful.
How am I meant to be immersed in a world with a living talking ribbon and a giant buff australian alligator man if you don't pay any attention to the REALISM that your audience truly wants?
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I'll only accept the new state if you include a "North", "South", or "West" in the name. "East" is acceptable too, but only if the name is exceptionally silly to compensate for the historical inaccuracy.














