That's no space station...

[daialune]

So many cool fake state names, like Powhatan, Calusa, Muscogee, New Jersey... And you just combine two states names like that into "Florizona"? How disgraceful.

How am I meant to be immersed in a world with a living talking ribbon and a giant buff australian alligator man if you don't pay any attention to the REALISM that your audience truly wants?

are you hitting on me? answer quickly

[xeanathan]

I'll only accept the new state if you include a "North", "South", or "West" in the name. "East" is acceptable too, but only if the name is exceptionally silly to compensate for the historical inaccuracy.

[xeanathan]

A little fun with the Disco Elysium collage editor

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[0v9]

[lexeirikrleif]

[fruitloopghosty]

[offbrandbeethoven-blog]

i

[immortalcheesewedge]

balance

[sombersaturn]

"I look into their eyes and I see no God"

- Me, explaining to my friend about by very deep fear of chimpanzees

[xeanathan]

Chimpanzees are actually devout Catholics, but they go to hell by choice.

[sombersaturn]

I genuinely showed 5 different people this reply. Maybe I'm a bad person for assuming simians don't have a religion

[xeanathan]

I didnt think about is that deeply, huh.

I now believe Orangutans are Zoroastrians, or maybe Gnostics. They have that "big picture", "balance of the universe" vibe about them

[bobaballleft]

Isn't this like the one thing you shouldn't do in zero g?? Being out of reach from everything means you're stuck in that middle forever no??

[xeanathan]

He could throw something in the opposite direction of where he wanted to go and it might move him enough to grab onto something else.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[avhira]

I could use some luck

[xeanathan]

oh my god

[xeanathan]

[xeanathan]

Forgot to add attribution and tags fuck

Credit to chatty_lamb on Instagram

[xeanathan]

[sombersaturn]

"I look into their eyes and I see no God"

- Me, explaining to my friend about by very deep fear of chimpanzees

[xeanathan]

Chimpanzees are actually devout Catholics, but they go to hell by choice.

[xeanathan]

God is dead.

He was like that when I got here, I swear.

[xeanathan]

If we go strictly by God-given treaties, Kosovo is rightfully Portuguese territory.

[xeanathan]

Colombia and Mexico: "We have so many drugs passing through our borders and we can't control the cartels!!" 😖😖😣

Argentina and Venezuela: "Our economies are collapsing! We can't even feed our people anymore! 😔🤕

Brazil for the past 120 years:

[sombersaturn]

I really like Dess as a concept. I'm not sure whether to approach her from her kinda Goofy Movie like design or make her an actual deer

[xeanathan]

I think it would be funny if, when the velvet sheds, it sheds off in alternating loops so it looks like she has candy cane horns (ik velvet isn't really white in nature but shhhh)

[xeanathan]

[sombersaturn]

There's a gentleman on my train right now that's wearing a very interesting hat!!!

[sombersaturn]

Beanie cap... with a hole big enough for his dreads to pop out in a bun

[xeanathan]

I love the "saw a weird looking person so I had to draw them" genre of post

[xeanathan]