sinner in secret

🌙alex♏️

[mrsterlingeverything]

Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

[pending-trans-action-2]

[weaver-z]

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

[xelander]

everything everywhere all at once made me cry. 10/10.

[xelander]

just started watching everything everywhere all at once and I’m losing my damn mind

[xelander]

my friend invited me to a bbq that was all his friends/coworkers who were 90% straight white women and it was a very long 5 hours.

[3000s]

i like when someone in a public restroom just fully drops their pants around their ankles. fuck it we are young and wild

[3000s]

let loose.

[3000s]

lets let our hair down and act like tonight is forever

[memewhore]

[kineticallyanywhere]

[xelander]

our dnd session tonight was actually so good i wish we could’ve had it on a saturday or sunday so it could’ve lasted longer so we could’ve done more

[no-known-cure]

[sacred-portal]

[elexecution]

they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

[ilovedirt]

subpoena

[virtualgirladvance]

tumblr

[earhartsease]

alcohol

[beltsquid]

war thunder forums

[official-lucifers-child]

mental illness

[thecryptkeeper]

i love women

[theoddsideofme]

[xelander]

anyway saw leviticus with my crush (he LOVED it and cried) and he got me flowers before we left for the theater??? i was like ‘aww no one has ever gotten me flowers before’ which is true and he was like ‘i can be the FRIEND that brings you flowers!’ 🤦🏻‍♂️ bruhhhh just fall in love with me already

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[xelander]

Leviticus was GOOD. the jumpscares got me (literally all 3-4 of them). the yearning and tender gay moments were so peak doomed yaoi. ratboy protagonist and blond love interest (sun and moon allegories). religious trauma. this movie has it all.

[jethroq]