Ellie

She/Her 27, holy shit when did I become a kpop blog. oh no but whatever zico stan, monbebe, ahgase, EXO-L, atiny

[rollingstoneboycomplex]

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

[heavensickness]

Full paragraph hurts even more.

“ (…) I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close… I will love you until your face is fogged by distant memory. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, I will love you if you don’t marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else and I will love you if you never marry at all, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all. That is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.”

[retquits]

the gang plays dnd part 2: electric boogaloo

bonus:

[valtsv]

look i don’t know how reliable a source of information this website is but the idea that you can easily get rid of vampires in your home just by telling them they’re not welcome anymore is extremely funny to me

[valtsv]

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

[valtsv]

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

[decayingmutt-deactivated2019091]

[cumaeansibyl]

I remember asking about this question once and someone told me that in True Blood if you rescind an invitation the vampire is “forcibly removed” from your house (or words to that effect)

and I have to admit I expected something much more violent than this, but somehow that would’ve been less dramatic? like if he was flung backward through the door it would’ve looked pretty cool but the DRAMA here is 10 times as fucking ridiculous

[boopymooplier]

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house

[goat--ish]

But what if you’re on the second floor? Is the vampire forcibly removed through the window?

[franzwantscoffee]

no he has to slowly moonwalk the whole way out

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[p2ep]

your tumblr avatar is who you are on the outside, and your discord avatar is your true self

[especiallyecho]

Source

[angelbrained]

the tuning on these spongebob utaus is getting kind of frightening

[priui-deactivated20210519]

@milkbeam

[season-of-maha-moved-blog]

my rp partners: flawless writing. every sentence flows perfectly and the characters are multifaceted and brilliantly written

me: man door hand hook car door

[mishalnr]

why did my last two braincells had to be a sad one and a stupid one

[jasleh]

RPing in discord like

[ginkotree]

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]

[aaawunder]

oc advice: don’t make your oc flashy looking or give them a tragic backstory or a weird name or

berserk: our protag is 6’8. he is so fucking huge he doesn’t fit in a panel unless the panel is focused on him. his entire life is just a massive series of unfortunate events starting from the day of his birth when he was born from a corpse hanging from a tree . he has a sword that is the same size as him and wears all black evil cursed hellhound themed armour that drinks his blood. he has an onscreen kill count of over 1000. literally everyone wants to fuck him. the first panel of berserk is a sex scene with his bootyass out. one of the main antagonists ruined everything partially because he was so horny for him. he is called guts. fuck yeah

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[finalfantasyvii]

what do you think they’re talking about?

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Cloud is on a flip phone so I’m pretty sure Noct is buying drugs from him.

[parasiteeve-archive]

@patdfobmcr-yt ask and ye shall receive 

[avengers-posts]

[veryfunnymemes]

[blackberryshawty]

Y’all old

[venusmacabre-deactivated2019053]

And?

[hundondestiny]

i think ppl saying this makes you old is funny lol i know college undergrads who are like frosh/sophomores who do this just so they have time to go to class and do work. i’ve been to house parties that were absolutely raging from 9-11 and shut down at exactly midnight like… some ppl just have shit to do bro it’s not bad to better plan your fun time lmao.

[blackwoolncrown]

Reminder that ppl are literally brainwashed into thinking that caring for themselves is for ‘old’ ppl. You don’t have to trash your sleep cycle just to be cool it’s ok.