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Minecraft. Especially Hermitcraft. Especially especially Grian. I like/follow from @SherlocksNobody. Also @SherlocksNobody on most other social media. I am an adult.

[go-learn-esperanto]

Mcytblr favourite (cursed) posts

This is supposed to be an archive for myself for my favourite cursed posts I've been collecting over the times. I might add to this in the future.

(click here to check if it has been updated)

If some posts that are really funny are missing it's because I probably haven't seen them (Or can't find them).

Some of these might be a little nsfw

Mumbo is Grian's cat

Is C!Jschlatt heterophobic?

C!Wilbur is a whore (mpreg)

Grian's top surgery

C!Tubbo's execution (mpreg) (a personal favourite of mine)

C!Wilbur swallowed Sally's eggs (mpreg)

Sootcest

Sootcest flag

Thicc Grian Tuesday

[Closed RP]

The Tapeworm Post

The Tapeworm Post (SBI Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Hermitcraft Edition)

The Tapeworm Post (Empires SMP Edition)

Dream impregnated Lil Nas X (mpreg)

Call Grian Irrelevant— (with probably the funniest reblog from the op after I made my addition to it):

You are Mark, you are my husband, and I will not support these- these childish delusions!

Gay High School (Ⅰ. Ⅱ. Ⅲ. Ⅳ)

Can We Pretend the Airplanes in the Night Sky Are Like Shooting Stars?

How Wilbur Got His Name (mpreg)

A collection of Penis SMP posts I've made before

THE IMAGE WAS AN ACCIDENT (Penis SMP)

C!Wilbur sand popsicles (I know there are others on the list that can kinda be considered nsfw but please believe me when I say this one is on another level)

MILF Grian Monday

Dream SMP Furbies

Oops! All DILFs!

Redza

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag

Dad Kisser Doc Donnerstag (updated and explained)

Treebark Puppies (mpreg)

My Werewolf Boyfriend

Fuschia Fishfuckers (by popular demand)

Scott is a Slut masterpost (with explanation and links to the important posts)

The Whoreslut Survey

The Hermitcraft "Kickability" study

The Hermitcraft Microwavability Study

Dream SMP Tumblr Sexyman

3rd Life/Last Life Tumblr Sexyman

How did the fish breathe and wilbur also breathe? (Version 1｜Version 2)

yeah these two definitely fucked

Mumbo is on his period

Stellar Knockers, My Guy! (X Tiddy Tuesday)

Look on My Works, Ye Mighty, and Despair!

[fishnoodles]

well !! I thought trapping you in the torture labyrinth was quite romantic!!!!!

[transgenderfeinberg]

Everytime i remember that smallant's real life last name is minecraft i want to kill him

[transgenderfeinberg]

I cant stress it enough but Yeah. He was nominated to minecraft streamer of the year and decided to change his last name to minecraft because obviously that would make him win it .

My normal guy <3

[wikwalker]

Important to know that he lost

[smalliswift]

PEOPLE I HAVE MORE LOOK A IT!!!

Don't know why I have so many tho. But I won't post everything that i have with this theme or type because i will have no other things to put here other than my thoughts. And if that happend I will break my fingers so no.

[dark-raven-feathers]

my favourite part of hermit craft is that when the hermits have a spouse or partner that's not part of the online world and/or nameless we all refer to them as '[honorific] [hermit]' as if their Hermit name is their surname.

Tango's wife? No, that's Mrs. Tango, we all love her and think that she should get Tango more hats

[pocketkris]

has it been. hold on im having one of those moments where im completely convinced my comprehension of something is wrong

[pocketkris]

april 20 2021. today is april 20 2026. thats five years. that CAN'T be right...

[lectern-fullcauldron]

sometimes writing appreciation posts about Joe Hills feels like I'm shouting out Joe for normalising doing above the bare minimum and it feels a little sad that finding someone who is committed to never going below the bare minimum is such a treat online nowadays. Like yeah let's celebrate artists who pay their staff a fair wage and look into the ethics of merch and sponsorships before committing to it. Let's celebrate artists who work to share knowledge and make artmaking accessible. Let's celebrate artists who are fierce about guarding their communities from bad actors and who speak up for trans rights and against many forms of bigotry. Let's celebrate artists who will abandon their stream the moment there's a worrying noise in the room where their child is playing. let's celebrate artists who take great effort to give credit for the work and ideas of others, who take the time to thank people for their contributions to a project, who learn about their colleagues' goals and projects. Like yeah of course that's all great, but it shouldn't be so special to get all at once. It should be the norm and it's sad that it's not

[ittybittyvampires]

my mcyt mutuals ur so fucking funnyyyyy oh my lord they’re always like “im literally screaminf #crying and throwing up omgg #HES SO PRECIOUS IM GONNA DIEE” and the screenshot is this

[ittybittyvampires]

”I CANT” “WHYYYY WOULD THEY DO THJS” “HELP HELP HELP” “just shoot me oh my god”

[awwi2]

The Hermitcraft charity steam has blessed me with my favourite new reaction image

[ceratedfish24]

I don’t know why this was my first thought. I’m sorry.

[ani-craft]

[voidkrowz]

This screenshot with the emotes flying is fucking killing me

[thetomorrowshow]

the joe hills difference

[errorryx]

image worth one million billion dollars

[redstonedust]

they mummified joe hills. so sad but it had to happen.

[redstonedust]

a beautiful christmas tree...

[maplemonarchy]

Before spelling Cat vs after spelling Cat

[17x17x17rubixcube]

In case you're wondering how the Hermitcraft charity stream is going

Everyone's feeds (cept Scar) have frozen

Cleo's chat is bopping about, and the mods from other streams are popping in to say hi

Gem's chat is praising the void left in it's wake as their new god

Scar's chat has been banished to emote only mode because he has 29K VIEWERS