How many times did they get crucified jfc

Love this show

[xena-quotes]

I’ve got two fingers pressed against your throat. You know what I can do.

everyone knows what you can do with two fingers, Xena

[xena-quotes]

Gabrielle wants to go to an academy for bards in Athens. Make sure she gets there.

Xena’s dying wish

[xena-quotes]

Come on, Xena, walk on me!

an Extra™️️

[xena-quotes]

Gabrielle: *with her hand around Xena's waist* for a few moments I knew what it was like to be you.

Xena: *crazy scared of what Gabs saw/felt* And?

Gabrielle: it was warm, friendly, loving

[xena-quotes]

Xena: alright I am telling you for the last time politely I do not need your help finding a man!

Mom: no, but finding the right man, now that's a different story.

Xena: I'm beginning to remember why I left home so young.

[xena-quotes]

Too much on your mind to fight straight, huh?

Even Xena’s enemies (via xena-quotes)

[xena-quotes]

Xena gets to ride off into the sunset with her little girlfriend

Caesar knows what’s up

[xena-quotes]

I saw the way you looked at her tonight during the play. Wouldn’t Caesar give anything to have you look at him that way.

Alti: “Can you feel the love tonight”

[xena-quotes]

Xena and Gabrielle: *get really close to each other*

Xena: in the third act, you had your hero throw himself over the cliff with no fear of dying, all for her. Do you really believe that kind of love exists?

Romantic music: *starts playing*

Gabrielle: That's what we all dream about, isn't it? someone that looks so deeply into our soul that they find something worth dying for.

Caesar: Excuse me.

Romantic music: *stops abruptly*

[xena-quotes]

Ok so apparently I have some terf/“radfem” followers: if you believe trans women aren’t women, or that trans women don’t belong in women’s spaces, unfollow me and also please let me know so I can block you. That’s not what this blog is about and that is definitely not cool.

[xena-quotes]

lost a follower. yes please, take out the trash

[9r7g5h]

Xena was 100% supportive of Miss Artiphys, keeping her secret and accepting without a second thought that she belonged in the beauty pageant. If you can’t do the same, you’re not a true fan of Xena’s.

[xena-quotes]

Ok so apparently I have some terf/“radfem” followers: if you believe trans women aren’t women, or that trans women don’t belong in women’s spaces, unfollow me and also please let me know so I can block you. That’s not what this blog is about and that is definitely not cool.

[xena-quotes]

lost a follower. yes please, take out the trash

[xena-quotes]

Ok so apparently I have some terf/"radfem" followers: if you believe trans women aren't women, or that trans women don't belong in women's spaces, unfollow me and also please let me know so I can block you. That's not what this blog is about and that is definitely not cool.

[xena-quotes]

xena & gabrielle, literally in the middle of nowhere, after forgiving each other:we’re home

[theconqueeror]

xena: “somehow it’s all about us.”

yeah no shit you’re freaking soulmates ofc it’s all about you two xena

[xena-quotes]

M'Lila @ (technically dead) Xena: “you can’t die yet. you have a destiny. listen.”

Xena: *proceeds to listen to Gabrielle talking about how she can’t live without her*

[xena-quotes]

gabrielle: so what do you think of *insert name of a random guy she's crushing on today*

xena, rolling her eyes and barely getting the words out: he's nice.

[theconqueeror]

I’m watching Fins, Femmes and Gems and I was going to post quotes but oh my god this whole episode is a gem (lol get it?) and I honestly could’ve posted the whole transcript of the episode but just some highlights:

Gabrielle (singing about herself): A cute little gal that’s lookin’ really swell, Perfect hair Such a lovely lass Nice round breasts and a firm, young–

Xena: This is gonna be the best thing of your young lives. Come on, Gabrielle. Let’s get wet!

Xena: I brought you here ‘cause I thought we could enjoy a good day’s fishing together. 

and this whole gift of a scene:

Xena: Gabrielle, I forgot how much fun this is.Come on. Give it a try. It’s easy.

Gabrielle: What do you do?

Xena: All you have to do is stick your hand underneath the water and feel around till you find a great, big succulent fish. And then you do this. You wiggle your fingers so it looks like bait. And whammo!

Gabrielle: You punch it in the face. Why would I want to do that?

Xena: Because it’s fun!

Gabrielle: Right. Ramming my fist down the throat of an innocent little fish. It’s not my idea of fun.

Xena: Well, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

(…)

Gabrielle: She wants me to fist a fish?