HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.

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@xena-uvarov
HE SOUNDS SO ANNOYED FOR BEING DISTURBED OH MY GOD.
Habits
Xena's habits: -entering through windows, no matter how high up they are. -scratching at her hands or the back of her neck when she's nervous -dissociating when she's stressed -going long periods of time without taking care of herself. (Bathing, eating, drinking water, etc.) -picking out the patterns on everything she sees. Patterns interest her, and they're everywhere! Wood always has a pattern, and so does the thread in her jeans, and even the paint on the ceiling! -memorizing numbers she has seen on buildings, or the shapes of the letters on signs, despite not knowing what they mean. -taking things very literally. -repeatedly counting things, like money or blocks.
"Are hospital bills hard to pay?" The girl says as she stands in front of the open window. ~Xena
Having been left alone in his room for a moment, the voice was definitely startling to say the least. Especially considering he had his eyes closed.Jumping a bit in his bed, he opened his eyes to see none other than Xena…
Right outside his window. On the 4th floor.
“My God, Xena, you nearly gave me a heart attack!” He exclaimed, furrowing his eyebrows. “Although,” He addded, looking down at himself. “I don’t even know if I have enough blood in my system to even do that.”
Lifting himself out of his bed as fast as he could (which was to say, not very fast at all), he carried himself and his IV tree over to the window, lifting it open to let her inside. “How in the world did you even manage to climb up this high?”
“…Actually, don’t answer that. That’s hardly a question with you.”
“Hospital bills… are a little hefty,” Mikael continued, shuffling his way back to his bed, “But you’re a child, Xena. Children don’t need to worry about such things.” @xena-uvarov / @pheonixwolftherebel
Her brows furrowed together and she grimaced. "I can still help." She responded as she dug her hand into her jacket's pocket. "I want to help you." Her face relaxed and she put on a shaky smile. "I know I can help. Even if I can only help a little." She pulled a wallet from her pocket, along with a handful of loose currency.
Her eyes were hopeful as she looked at him. "Please let me help however I can." She opened her wallet with her free hand. "It...it wouldn't be much. Not at all. But I want to help you. Please?"
Sometimes cats can’t be explained.
Bath time (part 1)
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It was a rainy day, not uncommon in Arstotzka. The sky was gray, and the rain poured down. Kveto was curled up on the couch, wedged into the corner, his head resting on the arm. A cheap novel rested in his hands, more of a thick pamphlet than a book, and his eyes scanned the page slowly, focusing on each word and vividly painting the scene within his mind. A middle aged woman stood in the middle of the ballroom, looking quite ravishing in her red gown, her black hair hung in a thick braid down her back. A silver necklace hung loosely around her neck. She had a broad smile as she began to address the crowd, thanking them for attending her banquet, but she was interrupted as two shots rang out, and with a shriek, she fell to the- The sound of the window in the room being opened struck him, and the image quickly faded as his concentration was shattered. With a sigh he sat the story on the coffee table and sat up, turning to face the direction of the sound. “At least close the window.” He said with a groan before his eyes could focus on her. She huffed and slammed the window shut, then turned to face Kveto, who was already walking towards her with a towel in his hands. “Jesus fucking Christ.” He said, draping the towel around her shoulders. “What the hell are you covered in?” Oh my god. He could’ve sworn something just moved. She wiped her neck off before moving to quickly scrub at her hair. “What the fuck is this shit?” He asked again, motioning at her attire. “Trash?” She responded, her voice high pitched, as she answered. His face crinkled in disgust and as he realized just how much of it she was covered in. “Just…go take a shower.” He sighed, sounding defeated. “A what?” She asked, genuinely puzzled. “What do you want me to do?” What? What was she-oh. OH. “When was the last time you bathed?” “I don’t know? When I was younger, maybe.” She shrugged before pulling her soaked sneakers off her feet. “Bath time. NOW.” “Wha-” she didn’t get the chance to finish, as he was already pulling her by the arm to the bathroom. He shut the door behind them as he pulled Xena into the room. “You’re taking a god damn bath today.” Her eyebrows furrowed together. He sighed. He should’ve known this wouldn’t be easy. He bent down to run water into the tub, holding his hand under the stream to test the temperature. “So what do I do?” “Well…” he began. He hadn’t thought this far ahead. Holy fuck he was uncomfortable. “You’d uh. Look.” He pinched the bridge of his nose. “Have you ever washed your hair before?” “No?” He let out a sigh. Alright. That was a start. He’d get her started then leave and forget he was ever stuck in this situation. Just kidding. Kveto never forgets. He remembers. EVERYTHING. “Alright.” How was she not even the slightest bit bothered by this situation? Right. She didn’t know any better. “You’d need to get undressed and sit in the tub facing the wall.” C'mon, Kveto, Man up! You can do this! “Okay.” She trusted him enough not to question his instructions. Whatever was going on, he knew what he was doing. She peeled off her soaked hoodie first, crinkling her nose as the wet fabric touched her face.
(Part 2)
"Also, you need new clothes." Kveto chimed in as she got undressed. "You can't keep wearing the same things over and over again. And if you keep wearing a tank top in the rain, you'll catch your death." "Whatever." She grunted as she struggled to get her jeans off. Wet denim? More like SATAN. "Do...do you need help?" He asked while holding back a laugh. "Here. Sit down on the edge of the tub. I'll help you." She hated needing help though. With a huff sat down and crossed her arms. He'd make a joke about "you're lucky I'm gay." But he knew she wouldn't get it. He grabbed the wet denim of one leg and wriggled it off, then the other. She definitely needed new pants. There's skinny jeans, then there's jeans that are too small. "Thanks." She muttered as she stood back up. With her (rather disgusting) clothes in hand, he told her he'd be right back, and left the room. He needed to wash these clothes immediately. Before he made his way back to the bathroom, he decided to make things easier and grab a cup from the kitchen. As he stepped back in the room, he was relieved to find that she had not only not changed her mind and run off, but she had done as he had said and was sitting in the tub facing the wall. He couldn't help but grimace as he saw a collection of round scars on her back and shoulders. He knew better than to mention it. Best not to scare her off right now. "Alright." Ha knelt down next to the tub, grabbing a bottle of shampoo. "Close your eyes and look up a bit." He gently guided her head so she was looking up. "Close your eyes. Trust me. You don't want to get soap in them." Using the cup, he dumped water on her head. She jumped and he snorted. "Sit still." He laughed. She grumbled something incomprehensible and closed her eyes again. "I'm going to rub this into your hair. Please sit still." He rubbed the shampoo between his hands and spoke before applying them gently, tentatively, to her head. It was strange, rubbing shampoo into someone else's hair, but he had done it enough times for Junior, and even once or twice for Laz, so it wasn't anything too new. "You should bathe more often." He said as he worked. "You'll feel better." "Okay." "I mean it." He didn't want to find himself in this situation again. "Can I ask why you were covered in garbage?" "You can." It took her a moment. At first she didn't feel the need to elaborate. "I tripped and someone threw something at me." "Who?" Almost done. She shrugged. "Just another gang making fun of me. Nothing big." Oh but that was something big. He was going to give them hell. He poured more water over her head, making sure he got the soap out of her hair. Oh fucking wonderful. His shirt was all wet. His back popped as he stood, and he let out a soft grunt to accompany it. He placed a bar of soap in her hand. "Do that to the rest of your body with that." No way in hell was he doing that for her. Who's he kidding? If she really needed him to, he would. "Okay." She was capable. She could do it. She knew the motion. "Wash it off with the water when you're done. I'll be back in a few minutes." He pulled the door open. "Hey Kveto?" Her voice was soft as she called to him. "Hmm?" "Thanks."
Bath time (part 1)
@handmadecyanide
It was a rainy day, not uncommon in Arstotzka. The sky was gray, and the rain poured down. Kveto was curled up on the couch, wedged into the corner, his head resting on the arm. A cheap novel rested in his hands, more of a thick pamphlet than a book, and his eyes scanned the page slowly, focusing on each word and vividly painting the scene within his mind. A middle aged woman stood in the middle of the ballroom, looking quite ravishing in her red gown, her black hair hung in a thick braid down her back. A silver necklace hung loosely around her neck. She had a broad smile as she began to address the crowd, thanking them for attending her banquet, but she was interrupted as two shots rang out, and with a shriek, she fell to the- The sound of the window in the room being opened struck him, and the image quickly faded as his concentration was shattered. With a sigh he sat the story on the coffee table and sat up, turning to face the direction of the sound. "At least close the window." He said with a groan before his eyes could focus on her. She huffed and slammed the window shut, then turned to face Kveto, who was already walking towards her with a towel in his hands. "Jesus fucking Christ." He said, draping the towel around her shoulders. "What the hell are you covered in?" Oh my god. He could've sworn something just moved. She wiped her neck off before moving to quickly scrub at her hair. "What the fuck is this shit?" He asked again, motioning at her attire. "Trash?" She responded, her voice high pitched, as she answered. His face crinkled in disgust and as he realized just how much of it she was covered in. "Just...go take a shower." He sighed, sounding defeated. "A what?" She asked, genuinely puzzled. "What do you want me to do?" What? What was she-oh. OH. "When was the last time you bathed?" "I don't know? When I was younger, maybe." She shrugged before pulling her soaked sneakers off her feet. "Bath time. NOW." "Wha-" she didn't get the chance to finish, as he was already pulling her by the arm to the bathroom. He shut the door behind them as he pulled Xena into the room. "You're taking a god damn bath today." Her eyebrows furrowed together. He sighed. He should've known this wouldn't be easy. He bent down to run water into the tub, holding his hand under the stream to test the temperature. "So what do I do?" "Well..." he began. He hadn't thought this far ahead. Holy fuck he was uncomfortable. "You'd uh. Look." He pinched the bridge of his nose. "Have you ever washed your hair before?" "No?" He let out a sigh. Alright. That was a start. He'd get her started then leave and forget he was ever stuck in this situation. Just kidding. Kveto never forgets. He remembers. EVERYTHING. "Alright." How was she not even the slightest bit bothered by this situation? Right. She didn't know any better. "You'd need to get undressed and sit in the tub facing the wall." C'mon, Kveto, Man up! You can do this! "Okay." She trusted him enough not to question his instructions. Whatever was going on, he knew what he was doing. She peeled off her soaked hoodie first, crinkling her nose as the wet fabric touched her face.
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