I'm such a freak

I'm such a creep, there's no good way to deal with me

[briearyver-blog]

"Well, yes, I am, but no action of any sort. I’d rather wait a bit for that. Too much emotional baggage with that…"

[xenacaito]

"Ah.. you're one of those girls. Good, Stay that way."

[brandondavies]

Why do the freshmen seem to be getting smaller and smaller every year?

[brandondavies]

Seriously I’m gonna cry.

[xenacaito]

If you do, could you record it for me? 

[evangeline-king-blog]

*dancing along to no music*

[xenacaito]

Did you take your meds today?

[kai-xiao-blog]

I’m so out of breath it’s not even funny anymore-

[xenacaito]

Actually it's hilarious.

[briearyver-blog]

"So does being in a relationship entitle overly affectionate displays in the hallways? I’m new to all this, I’m curious on how exactly one goes about this whole dating thing…”

[xenacaito]

Oh come on, you're like twelve. You're not in a relationship are you? Because if you're getting more action than me, we have a problem.

[ethan-abrahms]

I’m not staring, nor am I a little boy. 

[xenacaito]

You're a little boy, and you were looking at me without saying anything, so either you were staring at me because I'm so gorgeous, or you're just a creep.

[brandondavies]

Why do the freshmen seem to be getting smaller and smaller every year?

[brandondavies]

Oh my heart is broken.

[xenacaito]

Poor thing. I might actually feel a little bad.

[brandondavies]

Why do the freshmen seem to be getting smaller and smaller every year?

[brandondavies]

…no?

[xenacaito]

Well, either you need to watch it, or just the musical episode or I'll never be able to talk to you.

[brandondavies]

Why do the freshmen seem to be getting smaller and smaller every year?

[brandondavies]

….Bunnies?

[xenacaito]

You don't watch Buffy, do you?

[brandondavies]

Why do the freshmen seem to be getting smaller and smaller every year?

[brandondavies]

What’s your theory?

[xenacaito]

It could be bunnies.

[ethan-abrahms]

[xenacaito]

I know I'm gorgeous, but the little boy staring is almost creepy.

[joshua-peckham]

He looked like the dead dog from The Hills Have Eyes. 

[xenacaito]

I've never seen that. And from that lovely description I just got.. I don't think I want to..

[ethan-abrahms]

Hey, watch this. [He turns to the two random college girls beside him.] What are you two beautiful ladies looking at? [When they ignore him, he clears his throat and turns back the opposite direction.] They’re looking at a picture of my penis. Guarantee it.

[xenacaito]

How unfortunate for you.

[brandondavies]

Why do the freshmen seem to be getting smaller and smaller every year?

Their backpacks are bigger than them.

[xenacaito]

I have a theory.

[joshua-peckham]

I just found my dog dead in the woods. He was mauled by a fox or something. How fucking sick is that?

[xenacaito]

That's so.. morbid. I'm sorry..

[summer--york]

Uh...does anyone know where I can find Summer York..?

[mr-richardyork]

*nods and begins walking toward the office*

[xenacaito]

You know what? I'll go check his car. [She runs off in the opposite direction, heading home]

[summer--york]

Uh...does anyone know where I can find Summer York..?

[mr-richardyork]

Right…*glances at her, and frowns* Xena? What’s wrong?

[xenacaito]

Nothing's wrong. Come on. Let's just find this loser.