fuck my stupid puppy life

they/he | artist who never posts their art

[xenith-eats-stars]

intro post because i post art now :)

uhhh hey so i’m Xenith/Xen and i’m a self-taught artist with autism and adhd and uhhhh

i might start taking commissions sometime, but i definitely will answer like every single ask i get (or at least try to) and i love being asked to draw things for people :)

my tags:

#xenith causes a ruckus (for random posts)

#Xenith’s Art (Art tag)

[possumsarenice]

Shout everyone else taking the vow of silence today

[clarey-wizard]

Simon is in the back (trust)

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you

I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do

[hannah-the-lion-deactivated2023]

my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.

i said maybe

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Ok so lemme get this straight the boys get advertised their body weight in protein powder and girls are told to get by on uncooked foliage and I’m supposed to believe that the observed differences in gender are strictly because of sex chromosomes with no cultural influence at all uh huh sure hey buddy what kind of idiot

[supernova41st]

Scout fics when you go through a breakup: He’d comfort you and give you cookies :))

What he’d actually do..

[lavenderhayes12]

Xmen evolution is just such an insane show i don't even know how to describe it. It's a highschool AU from the early 2000s. You can see the influence of 9/11 in real time. Goth Rogue and punk Wanda. The effects of classism are shown time and time again and never discussed. These teenagers are straight up trying to murder each other on a regular basis. Jock Jean and nerd Scott. Wanda gets lobotomised and it's never brought up again. Mystique turns herself into a british lesbian teenager in an effort to bond with Rogue. God forbid women have hobbies: the episode. Rogue murders Mystique in front of Kurt. Fuckass bowlcut Gambit. Period-typical prejudice and bigotry. White Nick Fury. Worst show ever it's an absolute must-watch.

[usergambit]

GAMBIT Marvel Rivals - 'Alluring Ace' Costume

[hail-the-villainess]

It's literally cutes when a girl's weapon is as big as her whole all of her

[stackofsnakes]

I don't believe in christian babies. I believe in babies, i believe in christians, but a baby doesn't have the agency and cognitive abilities required to chose and/or live a faith. There's babies of christian parents, of course, as well as babies that have been introduced into the system that is the christian church, but that does not make them christian yet.

Long story short, i did not hit a christian baby into the stratosphere, officer.

[maidthings]

AI has RUINED people, just now I had to to talk to someone who <describes a type of guy who has existed for as long as the written word>

[minovskyy]

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

[minovskyy]

finally some good advice on this post

[adastrabbit]

WHAT THE FUCK?

[balile]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It's really funny how art can be so important and enriching and sometimes downright life-changing but every single piece of art about how important and life-changing art is is the lamest shit ever.

[simplyspider]

this vibe

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[nealashitposts]

I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you. 

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.” 

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened. 

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?” 

[nealashitposts]

I suspect they were trying to keep me busy and distracted while they cleaned up the corpse in the living room?!?

[nealashitposts]

someone said tumblr nuked this post, but I could never be so lucky.