GET GHOSTED, LOSER!!!

^silly guy i finally gave in. i made a killjoy rp account my main is @m0thxy sorry i'm cringe everyone 🙏 "ARE YOU GONNA COWBOY UP OR JUST LAY THERE AND BLEED?"

[xenon-moth]

file no. 2754 {note. this file has been tampered with, if found terminate all copies immediately.} NAME: [REDACTED]_,,?# ALIAS: [REDACTED] XENON MOTH GENDER: [?…# MALE PRONOUNS: HE/HIM HE/THEY.._[?!_ AGE: ??_NOT ACCOUNTED FOR-..! AFFILIATION: [REDACTED] KILLJOYS ,,.? LOCATION: BATTERY CITY NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! STATUS: DEAD ALIV3?!...#_ APPERANCE: ??..[ERROR_+]=?!N/A ESCAPEE: Y3S..!-?![ERR-_#^ IF SE3N ESC0RT BACK TO BATTERY C!T- _..-KZZ!-

-ZZZ*?.._KZZ..—!;zzt#^_

[…kzzt_!?..] HEY EVERYONE!!! hope this shitty radio is workin’… [kzz..-]

[bzz.._!] I'M XENON MOTH!! he/him (also cool with he/they, whatever floats your boat) [zzzt-zt..?-]

if there was an award for the best killjoy ever...- i probably wouldn't get it. but if there was an award for the COOLEST killjoy ever-... [..bzzzt?-#] i probably wouldn't get that either

i'm the silliest goose ever!! i like to catch bugs and reptiles so hmu if you got any you wanna get rid of [kzz..!^] (i promise i'm not making an army of them to take down bl/ind don't worry. (ignore the bug/reptile sized weapons that i am making, those aren't related)) [..?#zzz_:!]

I like to hangout around dr deaths radio station, sneak into mad gear concerts (after being banned and dragged out like a rabid animal), [-zzt!..] or hang around the bean man cuz i got nothin' better to do. [kkzzzt!…z-^] you might see me running around the zones sometimes, i'm everywhere [kzz...-]

watch out for the bean man btw, it's crazy out here,, [zzz-t!..] he’s lurking,,,

p.s, DONT eat The Green Block™, watch out for a spider that can teleport and knows karate, dont fuck with microwaves, and FUCK YOU TOMMY CHOW MEIN!!! [KZZ…!^_]

[_!bzz-..:zzz?*!]

(drawings of him below!!1)

[bli-morris]

You are given the choice: re-education or extermination. Please make it promptly, I would hate to choose for you.

[xenon-moth]

third option,,, we go to the casino and our money up 💯

[bli-morris]

It does not work that way.

[xenon-moth]

,,,why not

[bli-morris]

The house always wins, this is basic knowledge.

[xenon-moth]

and thats why you steal, dude!! ,,,so we gonna go or not?

[bli-morris]

Steal?

[xenon-moth]

yes sir !

[bli-morris]

(laughs)

[xenon-moth]

y'seem like y'know how to have a good time - i think you should really consider gambling with me - promise y'won't regret it!

[bli-morris]

Again, the house always wins. I don't like those odds.

[xenon-moth]

,,,the house doesn't have a raygun though - it's the secret trick to winning every time!!

[bli-morris]

What if you're gambling with exterminators?

[xenon-moth]

exterminators are bad at everythin' - it'd be like gambling against a couple of mice. doesn't change my outcome - i'm winnin' either way!!

[bli-morris]

Is that so?

[xenon-moth]

indeed it is !

[bli-morris]

perhaps you should show me.

[xenon-moth]

d'ya have a casino in mind? i'll let you, the guest pick!

[bli-morris]

You are given the choice: re-education or extermination. Please make it promptly, I would hate to choose for you.

[xenon-moth]

third option,,, we go to the casino and our money up 💯

[bli-morris]

It does not work that way.

[xenon-moth]

,,,why not

[bli-morris]

The house always wins, this is basic knowledge.

[xenon-moth]

and thats why you steal, dude!! ,,,so we gonna go or not?

[bli-morris]

Steal?

[xenon-moth]

yes sir !

[bli-morris]

(laughs)

[xenon-moth]

y'seem like y'know how to have a good time - i think you should really consider gambling with me - promise y'won't regret it!

[bli-morris]

Again, the house always wins. I don't like those odds.

[xenon-moth]

,,,the house doesn't have a raygun though - it's the secret trick to winning every time!!

[bli-morris]

What if you're gambling with exterminators?

[xenon-moth]

exterminators are bad at everythin' - it'd be like gambling against a couple of mice. doesn't change my outcome - i'm winnin' either way!!

[bli-morris]

Is that so?

[xenon-moth]

indeed it is !

[bli-morris]

You are given the choice: re-education or extermination. Please make it promptly, I would hate to choose for you.

[xenon-moth]

third option,,, we go to the casino and our money up 💯

[bli-morris]

It does not work that way.

[xenon-moth]

,,,why not

[bli-morris]

The house always wins, this is basic knowledge.

[xenon-moth]

and thats why you steal, dude!! ,,,so we gonna go or not?

[bli-morris]

Steal?

[xenon-moth]

yes sir !

[bli-morris]

(laughs)

[xenon-moth]

y'seem like y'know how to have a good time - i think you should really consider gambling with me - promise y'won't regret it!

[bli-morris]

Again, the house always wins. I don't like those odds.

[xenon-moth]

,,,the house doesn't have a raygun though - it's the secret trick to winning every time!!

[bli-morris]

What if you're gambling with exterminators?

[xenon-moth]

exterminators are bad at everythin' - it'd be like gambling against a couple of mice. doesn't change my outcome - i'm winnin' either way!!

[xenon-moth]

new radio who dis 📻❓,,,is anyone on the same freakuency as me rn

[xxcyb3r-nova-strikes-backxx]

Ummm... Hello? And uh hi!:P how's it going stranger on the radio?

[xenon-moth]

yooo whats UP!! i've never heard your voice on the waves before - pleasure to be meeting you - i'm xenon!!

[xxcyb3r-nova-strikes-backxx]

Heyo! the name's Cyber! I've been around, but I don't think I've flipped to this frequency yet:) how's life treating you?:P

[xenon-moth]

nice to meet you cyber! what zone do you dwell in? - personally, i haven't left 4 in a while - partly cuz i got stuck in my ceiling,,, i dont wanna talk about it,,,,,,, anyway .life is pretty shiny!! never a dull moment out here, i'll say that much!

[xenon-moth]

new radio who dis 📻❓,,,is anyone on the same freakuency as me rn

[xxcyb3r-nova-strikes-backxx]

Ummm... Hello? And uh hi!:P how's it going stranger on the radio?

[xenon-moth]

yooo whats UP!! i've never heard your voice on the waves before - pleasure to be meeting you - i'm xenon!!

[bli-morris]

You are given the choice: re-education or extermination. Please make it promptly, I would hate to choose for you.

[xenon-moth]

third option,,, we go to the casino and our money up 💯

[bli-morris]

It does not work that way.

[xenon-moth]

,,,why not

[bli-morris]

The house always wins, this is basic knowledge.

[xenon-moth]

and thats why you steal, dude!! ,,,so we gonna go or not?

[bli-morris]

Steal?

[xenon-moth]

yes sir !

[bli-morris]

(laughs)

[xenon-moth]

y'seem like y'know how to have a good time - i think you should really consider gambling with me - promise y'won't regret it!

[bli-morris]

Again, the house always wins. I don't like those odds.

[xenon-moth]

,,,the house doesn't have a raygun though - it's the secret trick to winning every time!!

[bli-morris]

You are given the choice: re-education or extermination. Please make it promptly, I would hate to choose for you.

[xenon-moth]

third option,,, we go to the casino and our money up 💯

[bli-morris]

It does not work that way.

[xenon-moth]

,,,why not

[bli-morris]

The house always wins, this is basic knowledge.

[xenon-moth]

and thats why you steal, dude!! ,,,so we gonna go or not?

[bli-morris]

Steal?

[xenon-moth]

yes sir !

[bli-morris]

(laughs)

[xenon-moth]

y'seem like y'know how to have a good time - i think you should really consider gambling with me - promise y'won't regret it!

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"

[watabe-bli]

No, I'm medical.

I-..."little dude"? Please don't call me that. I guess.. call me Watabe. Um. If there's no power tools in the desert.. how do you plan on getting any even if you have carbons?

[xenon-moth]

"oooh... medical? can y'get me some sterelax? haven't had any in a long while... probably cuz i "overdosed" or whatever - my supply got cut off - can you believe that?! so stupid...- [kzzz#!-]" the radio cuts out - though, it comes back a few seconds later, met with the sound of xenon banging the top of it "damn - i got this whole new shiny radio and it's just as shit as my last one! hey, little dude, - or, er, watabe - d'you think that you can get me one of them fancy city ones that you use?" he pauses, "...how do i plan on gettin' any?... y'ever heard of stealin'?"

[watabe-bli]

…………

(There's a quiet, slightly shaky sigh)

No, I can't get you Sterelax, or a phone, or carbons. And could you be a little quieter please?

[xenon-moth]

he frowns once more, staring intensly at his radio as if he can see the person on the other side "[zzz?!#-] ...dude. i thought we were friends. you're not even gonna steal anythin' for me? wow."

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know who you a-

(He cuts himself off, and there's no sound from him for a moment)

…Are. I don't know you.

[xenon-moth]

"...you literally do. i'm xenon?? your best friend?? and you're watabe, MY best friend. see? we do know each other. [kzz...!]"

[watabe-bli]

We know each other's names, but we don't know each other. We're not friends. I can't be friends with a killjoy.

[xenon-moth]

"y'don't wanna be friends? is it cuz of my hat? [zzz#...] i knew it... wow, dude. thats really uncool of you. but it's okay, i forgive you, because we are best friends. what part of the city d'you live in? i can come over for a sleepover right now, i'm free!"

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know what your hat looks like!

(He falls into a short coughing fit, then goes quiet for a moment to recover)

… No. You can't sleep over here, you'll get reeducated or killed. I should go.. I'm honestly a bit busy.

[xenon-moth]

the only sort of response there is, is the sound of clattering and static. "...so is that a 'no' to the sleepover?"

[watabe-bli]

Yes. You're not coming to the city. Now I really do need to go.. so unless you have something actually important to say I am leaving. My break just end.

[xenon-moth]

"leavin' so soon? i thought we were gettin' along just fine! [bzz-t#] - listen, if you don't want me to go over to your place, y'can come over to mine!! you'll just have to help me fix the hole in the ceiling,,,"

[watabe-bli]

I'm busy, and I'm not going out there. Have a good day.

[xenon-moth]

"you're no fun, dude. i'll just have to try 'nd convince you another day! see you later, little dude" the radio cuts out, met by static buzzing then silence. xenon stretches back in his chair, frown deepening. "damn city people..." he mutters to himself.

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"

[watabe-bli]

No, I'm medical.

I-..."little dude"? Please don't call me that. I guess.. call me Watabe. Um. If there's no power tools in the desert.. how do you plan on getting any even if you have carbons?

[xenon-moth]

"oooh... medical? can y'get me some sterelax? haven't had any in a long while... probably cuz i "overdosed" or whatever - my supply got cut off - can you believe that?! so stupid...- [kzzz#!-]" the radio cuts out - though, it comes back a few seconds later, met with the sound of xenon banging the top of it "damn - i got this whole new shiny radio and it's just as shit as my last one! hey, little dude, - or, er, watabe - d'you think that you can get me one of them fancy city ones that you use?" he pauses, "...how do i plan on gettin' any?... y'ever heard of stealin'?"

[watabe-bli]

…………

(There's a quiet, slightly shaky sigh)

No, I can't get you Sterelax, or a phone, or carbons. And could you be a little quieter please?

[xenon-moth]

he frowns once more, staring intensly at his radio as if he can see the person on the other side "[zzz?!#-] ...dude. i thought we were friends. you're not even gonna steal anythin' for me? wow."

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know who you a-

(He cuts himself off, and there's no sound from him for a moment)

…Are. I don't know you.

[xenon-moth]

"...you literally do. i'm xenon?? your best friend?? and you're watabe, MY best friend. see? we do know each other. [kzz...!]"

[watabe-bli]

We know each other's names, but we don't know each other. We're not friends. I can't be friends with a killjoy.

[xenon-moth]

"y'don't wanna be friends? is it cuz of my hat? [zzz#...] i knew it... wow, dude. thats really uncool of you. but it's okay, i forgive you, because we are best friends. what part of the city d'you live in? i can come over for a sleepover right now, i'm free!"

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know what your hat looks like!

(He falls into a short coughing fit, then goes quiet for a moment to recover)

… No. You can't sleep over here, you'll get reeducated or killed. I should go.. I'm honestly a bit busy.

[xenon-moth]

the only sort of response there is, is the sound of clattering and static. "...so is that a 'no' to the sleepover?"

[watabe-bli]

Yes. You're not coming to the city. Now I really do need to go.. so unless you have something actually important to say I am leaving. My break just end.

[xenon-moth]

"leavin' so soon? i thought we were gettin' along just fine! [bzz-t#] - listen, if you don't want me to go over to your place, y'can come over to mine!! you'll just have to help me fix the hole in the ceiling,,,"

[bli-morris]

You are given the choice: re-education or extermination. Please make it promptly, I would hate to choose for you.

[xenon-moth]

third option,,, we go to the casino and our money up 💯

[bli-morris]

It does not work that way.

[xenon-moth]

,,,why not

[bli-morris]

The house always wins, this is basic knowledge.

[xenon-moth]

and thats why you steal, dude!! ,,,so we gonna go or not?

[bli-morris]

Steal?

[xenon-moth]

yes sir !

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"

[watabe-bli]

No, I'm medical.

I-..."little dude"? Please don't call me that. I guess.. call me Watabe. Um. If there's no power tools in the desert.. how do you plan on getting any even if you have carbons?

[xenon-moth]

"oooh... medical? can y'get me some sterelax? haven't had any in a long while... probably cuz i "overdosed" or whatever - my supply got cut off - can you believe that?! so stupid...- [kzzz#!-]" the radio cuts out - though, it comes back a few seconds later, met with the sound of xenon banging the top of it "damn - i got this whole new shiny radio and it's just as shit as my last one! hey, little dude, - or, er, watabe - d'you think that you can get me one of them fancy city ones that you use?" he pauses, "...how do i plan on gettin' any?... y'ever heard of stealin'?"

[watabe-bli]

…………

(There's a quiet, slightly shaky sigh)

No, I can't get you Sterelax, or a phone, or carbons. And could you be a little quieter please?

[xenon-moth]

he frowns once more, staring intensly at his radio as if he can see the person on the other side "[zzz?!#-] ...dude. i thought we were friends. you're not even gonna steal anythin' for me? wow."

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know who you a-

(He cuts himself off, and there's no sound from him for a moment)

…Are. I don't know you.

[xenon-moth]

"...you literally do. i'm xenon?? your best friend?? and you're watabe, MY best friend. see? we do know each other. [kzz...!]"

[watabe-bli]

We know each other's names, but we don't know each other. We're not friends. I can't be friends with a killjoy.

[xenon-moth]

"y'don't wanna be friends? is it cuz of my hat? [zzz#...] i knew it... wow, dude. thats really uncool of you. but it's okay, i forgive you, because we are best friends. what part of the city d'you live in? i can come over for a sleepover right now, i'm free!"

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know what your hat looks like!

(He falls into a short coughing fit, then goes quiet for a moment to recover)

… No. You can't sleep over here, you'll get reeducated or killed. I should go.. I'm honestly a bit busy.

[xenon-moth]

the only sort of response there is, is the sound of clattering and static. "...so is that a 'no' to the sleepover?"

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"

[watabe-bli]

No, I'm medical.

I-..."little dude"? Please don't call me that. I guess.. call me Watabe. Um. If there's no power tools in the desert.. how do you plan on getting any even if you have carbons?

[xenon-moth]

"oooh... medical? can y'get me some sterelax? haven't had any in a long while... probably cuz i "overdosed" or whatever - my supply got cut off - can you believe that?! so stupid...- [kzzz#!-]" the radio cuts out - though, it comes back a few seconds later, met with the sound of xenon banging the top of it "damn - i got this whole new shiny radio and it's just as shit as my last one! hey, little dude, - or, er, watabe - d'you think that you can get me one of them fancy city ones that you use?" he pauses, "...how do i plan on gettin' any?... y'ever heard of stealin'?"

[watabe-bli]

…………

(There's a quiet, slightly shaky sigh)

No, I can't get you Sterelax, or a phone, or carbons. And could you be a little quieter please?

[xenon-moth]

he frowns once more, staring intensly at his radio as if he can see the person on the other side "[zzz?!#-] ...dude. i thought we were friends. you're not even gonna steal anythin' for me? wow."

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know who you a-

(He cuts himself off, and there's no sound from him for a moment)

…Are. I don't know you.

[xenon-moth]

"...you literally do. i'm xenon?? your best friend?? and you're watabe, MY best friend. see? we do know each other. [kzz...!]"

[watabe-bli]

We know each other's names, but we don't know each other. We're not friends. I can't be friends with a killjoy.

[xenon-moth]

"y'don't wanna be friends? is it cuz of my hat? [zzz#...] i knew it... wow, dude. thats really uncool of you. but it's okay, i forgive you, because we are best friends. what part of the city d'you live in? i can come over for a sleepover right now, i'm free!"

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"

[watabe-bli]

No, I'm medical.

I-..."little dude"? Please don't call me that. I guess.. call me Watabe. Um. If there's no power tools in the desert.. how do you plan on getting any even if you have carbons?

[xenon-moth]

"oooh... medical? can y'get me some sterelax? haven't had any in a long while... probably cuz i "overdosed" or whatever - my supply got cut off - can you believe that?! so stupid...- [kzzz#!-]" the radio cuts out - though, it comes back a few seconds later, met with the sound of xenon banging the top of it "damn - i got this whole new shiny radio and it's just as shit as my last one! hey, little dude, - or, er, watabe - d'you think that you can get me one of them fancy city ones that you use?" he pauses, "...how do i plan on gettin' any?... y'ever heard of stealin'?"

[watabe-bli]

…………

(There's a quiet, slightly shaky sigh)

No, I can't get you Sterelax, or a phone, or carbons. And could you be a little quieter please?

[xenon-moth]

he frowns once more, staring intensly at his radio as if he can see the person on the other side "[zzz?!#-] ...dude. i thought we were friends. you're not even gonna steal anythin' for me? wow."

[watabe-bli]

I don't even know who you a-

(He cuts himself off, and there's no sound from him for a moment)

…Are. I don't know you.

[xenon-moth]

"...you literally do. i'm xenon?? your best friend?? and you're watabe, MY best friend. see? we do know each other. [kzz...!]"

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"

[watabe-bli]

No, I'm medical.

I-..."little dude"? Please don't call me that. I guess.. call me Watabe. Um. If there's no power tools in the desert.. how do you plan on getting any even if you have carbons?

[xenon-moth]

"oooh... medical? can y'get me some sterelax? haven't had any in a long while... probably cuz i "overdosed" or whatever - my supply got cut off - can you believe that?! so stupid...- [kzzz#!-]" the radio cuts out - though, it comes back a few seconds later, met with the sound of xenon banging the top of it "damn - i got this whole new shiny radio and it's just as shit as my last one! hey, little dude, - or, er, watabe - d'you think that you can get me one of them fancy city ones that you use?" he pauses, "...how do i plan on gettin' any?... y'ever heard of stealin'?"

[watabe-bli]

…………

(There's a quiet, slightly shaky sigh)

No, I can't get you Sterelax, or a phone, or carbons. And could you be a little quieter please?

[xenon-moth]

he frowns once more, staring intensly at his radio as if he can see the person on the other side "[zzz?!#-] ...dude. i thought we were friends. you're not even gonna steal anythin' for me? wow."

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"

[watabe-bli]

No, I'm medical.

I-..."little dude"? Please don't call me that. I guess.. call me Watabe. Um. If there's no power tools in the desert.. how do you plan on getting any even if you have carbons?

[xenon-moth]

"oooh... medical? can y'get me some sterelax? haven't had any in a long while... probably cuz i "overdosed" or whatever - my supply got cut off - can you believe that?! so stupid...- [kzzz#!-]" the radio cuts out - though, it comes back a few seconds later, met with the sound of xenon banging the top of it "damn - i got this whole new shiny radio and it's just as shit as my last one! hey, little dude, - or, er, watabe - d'you think that you can get me one of them fancy city ones that you use?" he pauses, "...how do i plan on gettin' any?... y'ever heard of stealin'?"

[watabe-bli]

static buzzes through the waves, dropping in and out every so often - before... some VERY obnoxious crunching comes through. "[bzz....bzz-t] helloooo? anyone on this radio frequency?? [zz...#] got a new radio,,, 'm testing out all these buttons!! one of 'em says "self destruct",,, technology is getting so advanced!!! [kzz,,,?!-z]"

@xenon-moth

!… Hello? Who is this? … Um. Can you please eat a little quieter?

[xenon-moth]

crunch crunch crunch "[kzz...#]...HUH? you're gonna have t'speak up, dude. can't hear you over all this crunchin' and munchin' i'm doin' over here!"

[watabe-bli]

Ah.. um. I said, could you eat a littler quieter? Please?

[xenon-moth]

he pauses, seeming to consider this quietly "...[bzz]... okay!!" this is followed up by the sound of something being thrown across the room and crashing onto the floor. "i've never heard your voice on the waves before - i'm xenon!! [zzz...#]"

[watabe-bli]

!!… I don't use this radio much, that's why. … Are you a killjoy? I really shouldn't be speaking to you if you are…

[xenon-moth]

"[zzz#...-t] indeed i am! y'work for the city? that's tough... d'you have any carbons to spare? cuz, y'know, y'have a job? i kinda have a hole in my ceiling right now. i don't wanna talk about it." he pauses, the sound of more things crashing and falling can be heard "...well are you gonna introduce yourself? or are you one of them rude city folk?[kzz...]"

[watabe-bli]

What? … I like my job.

(There's an audible flinch at the various loud noises)

I really shouldn't.. and why-.. no, nevermind. Can't you fix it yourself?

[xenon-moth]

"...what sorta job is it? you a 'crow? y'don't sound like one..." he frowns, despite the person on the other line not being able to see it. he then scoffs at the suggestion of fixing it himself. "we don't exactly have access to power tools out here... figured you should perhaps know that already [bzz.....#] y'still haven't introduced yourself, little dude"