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funny human thing #2

existing in the first place

funny human thing #1

humans trying to squeeze ALIENS WHO DID NOT EVOLVE ON THEIR PLANET into their narrow earth categories

me, on earth: you damn humans

me, after scrolling through tumblr for an hour: YOU DAMN HUMANS

me, after following human food blogs: you delicious humans 👌

human, after thinking about my existence: you(?) damn(?) alien(?)

human, after encountering my existence: YOU DAMN ALIEN

human, after bisecting me (cause you fuckers are weird): you delicious alien 👌

beep beep i'm a fucking alien

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