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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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#My name is Sayid Jarrah and I am a torturer. #I also am I part-time sassy host of a family relationship tv reality series.
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Pain is real. But so is hope.
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✫ behind the mun meme: rp facts edition! ✫
name: lauren
age (if you’re comfortable!): 18
how old were you when you first started rp-ing?: like 13 or s/t
height: idk man
oc’s or canons?: depends if i know the canon. i love well-developed ocs tho
prefer to play females or males?: [tina belcher voice] uhhhhhhhhhh
favorite face claim to play: evangeline lilly uwu
least favorite face claim: me
worst rp experience ever: the drafts. the drafts
fluff, angst, or smut?: crack tbh
most overused fc: natalie dormer but idc about that because c'mon it's natalie dormer
first character you ever made: omg it was an oc vampire called ash amazing
worst character you’ve ever played: i have a blog for fredrick zoller from inglourious basterds but i haven't actually released him to the wild yet
favorite type of plot: one where john comes 2 term with his islandsexuality
at what time of day is your writing the best?: at night i guess
are you anything like your muse?: im a bald old man so we have that in common
worst thing about rp (in general or on tumblr): elitism tbh
to end on a good note — best thing about rp?: intxnse lbr
Tag five or more awesome people: i tag matthew mcconaughey and he counts as 5 men so
no Xs for u, u stink, hoe
u have floored me. i am floored.
“ don’t tell me what i can’t do! ” john locke from abc’s lost independent & selective au, oc, and crossover friendly possible triggering content mun is a literal potato operating a laptop
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"Look, this tattoo will protect me from harm!"
“ -- who told you that? Because I think you might have been conned."
'Mulan' quote starters
"How lucky can they be? They're dead."
"You will never bring your family honour."
"Well we can't all be acupuncturists!"
"No, your great-granddaughter had to become a cross dresser!"
"Stop me? He invited me."
"Ah, I see you have a sword! I have one too! They're very manly. And tough."
"Lemma hear you say AH!!"
"You wanna stay, you gotta work."
"I am the guardian of lost souls!"
"My ancestors sent me a lizard to help me?"
"Down, Betsy!"
"Make a note of this; Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow!"
"Beautiful, isn't it?"
"Look, this tattoo will protect me from harm!"
"Punch him. That's how men make friends."
"Relax, and chant with me."
"Stay that to my face, you limp noodle!"
"I do love surprises."
"He started it!"
"I didn't ask for his name, I asked for your name."
"He doesn't talk about me much."
"Tomorrow, the real work begins."
"Look, it's porridge. And it's happy to see you!"
"I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me, girl!"
"Wait, you forgot your sword!"
"That's not funny."
"Yeah, 'cause I owe you a knuckle sandwich."
"Oohh, tough guy."
"I'll get that arrow, pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."
"Let's get down to business."
"I'll make a man out of you."
"You haven't got a clue."
"I'm never gonna catch my breath."
"This guy's got her scared to death."
"Heed my every order, and you might survive."
"Pack up, go home, you're through."
"What do you see?"
"We can avoid them easily."
"We should return it to her."
"Hey, this is not a good idea. What if somebody sees you?"
"If you're so worried, go stand watch!"
"We're doomed!"
"I know we were jerks to you before, so let's start over."
"I'm king of the rock!"
"We have to fight!"
"Snake! AGH!!"
"Boy, that was close."
"That was vile!"
"I never want to see a naked man again."
"Don't look at me, I ain't biting no more butts."
"This guy's messing with my plans!"
"We're not finished!"
"I'll hold him, and you punch."
"I saw that."
"You like him, don't you?"
"That's better! Much better! Let's go!"
"You owe me a new pair of slippers."
"Excuse me? I think the question is who are you?!"
"I should have your hat for that!"
"Think of instead; a girl worth fighting for."
"Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer."
"He thinks he's such a lady killer."
"Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
"I'm sorry."
"Oh, sure, save the horse."
"Fire!"
"You missed! How could you miss?!"
"We need help!"
"I knew we could do it! You the man! Well, sort of."
"From now on, you have my trust."
"He's wounded, get help!"
"I can explain."
"So, it is true!"
"I knew there was something wring with you!"
"I didn't mean for it to go this far!"
"It was the only way!"
"My debt is repaid."
"But you can't just..."
"I never should have left home."
"Maybe what I really wanted was to prove that I could do things right. So that when I looked in the mirror, I'd see someone worthwhile. But I was wrong. I see nothing."
"I can see you, lookit you, you look so pretty!"
"I mean, you risked your life to help people you love."
"At least you had good intentions."
"You ... lied to me?"
"We started this thing together and that's how we'll finish it. I promise."
"They popped out of the snow! LIKE DAISIES!"
"Go home."
"Why should I?"
"Please, you have to help!"
"No one will listen!"
"Huh, I'm sorry, did you say something?"
"Okay. Any questions?"
"Ugly concubines."
"I tire of your arrogance."
"So what's the plan?"
"You don't have a plan?!"
"Way ahead of you, sister."
"I need firepower."
"Your worst nightmare."
"Guess you're out of ideas."
"Not quite."
"I am ready, baby!"
"That was a deliberate attempt on my life!"
"Stand aside! That creature is not worth protecting."
"She's a hero!"
"That is enough!"
"I've heard a great deal about you."
"You can have his job."
"Is she allowed to do that?"
"You fight good."
"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all."
"You don't meet a girl like that every dynasty!"
"The greatest gift in honor is having you for a (enter whatever)"
"If you ask me she should've brought home a man!"
"Would you like to stay forever?"
"Dinner would be great."
"You know, she gets it from my side of the family!"
✖ Your Locke is spot on!!
Send “✖” If you think that I’m playing my character properly (x)
Mun vs Muse. Now. Give me a topic and we'll argue maturely over it.
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t h a n k y o u.
many of you are the best of friends i could have ever gotten on this page, many of you i only stalk from afar, but you all are brilliant, beautiful people. you all are writers i look up to. so far i think it was a great decision to make a harry blog & i just want to thank you for putting up with me. never change. 。◕‿◕。
off the island. hello friends i am here and legitimately about to do my drafts rn