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𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚎𝚍 / 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝 / 𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜 ♥ 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐.

[xghcsts]

i’d like to say that my friend is a curse to this world, thanks for coming to my ted talk

[bonestiltsbergara]

put in the tags if you’re a shaniac or a boogara, and whether you prefer waffles and pancakes

[daniisbookshelf-deactivated2021]

Favourite Men:

↳ Eugene Lee Yang

[andrewilynyckyj]

which andrew are you today?

[ghostwheeze]

okay but after they spent the night in the bellaire house when they were leaving the next morning ryan was serving some fucking looks

[ghostwheeze]

see what i mean

[xghcsts]

ryan: how have you survived this long?

shane: dumb luck and a deal with myself.

ryan: you mean... a deal with the devil?

shane: no, i meant a deal with myself.

[xghcsts]

what people expected to see in the mothman episode: oh, cool, dark and mysterious, let's-

what we actually got to see: damn mothman has a nice ass

[xghcsts]

ryan: *is crying*

shane: i will destroy every aspect of the known universe and burn whatever remains to ash in order to be sure i eradicated whatever hurt you

ryan: i’d actually rather have a hug…

shane: alright, come here, ry.

[xghcsts]

ryan: being short is really hard because even when i'm angry, shane just kinda giggles at me and says “aw you’re so cute when you’re angry” like, no. stop. recognize my power.

[xghcsts]

ryan: i turned out fine.

shane: just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

ryan: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!

[xghcsts]

Literally no one thinks buzzfeed unsolved is a serious ghost hunting show. Literally no one

…my mom thinks it’s pretty serious but she hasn’t actually watched it

i was trying to point out what it looks like from the people who haven’t actually watched bfu yet

- mod ju

[xghcsts]

what people think buzzfeed unsolved is like: a serious ghost show where a ghost believer takes a skeptic on locations to find out if ghosts are real, and where they present unsolved cases that have been waiting years to be solved

what buzzfeed unsolved is really like: rock and roll, buckaroos

[xghcsts]

shane: we have fun, don’t we, ryan?

ryan: i have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[xghcsts]

shane: i guess you could say i've... fallen for you *winks*

ryan: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive-

[xghcsts]

bouncer: humans only

shane: *sweats nervously* ch-check the list again

[navree]

buzzfeed unsolved expectations: I wanna find some proof. This whole house is an entity. It really keeps you up at night. The horror…returns!

buzzfeed unsolved reality: fuck you goatman! rock and roll buckaroo! where’s my holy water? hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy. wHy Is pAm lItTlE?

[xghcsts]

what normal people see when they watch the bfu trailer: oh this is so scary i should give it a watch

what bfu fans see when they watch the bfu trailer: DEM O N SHANE. UNHOLY. SCREAMING AT YOUR COUSINS??????? BITCH.

also what bfu fans see when they watch the bfu trailer: wheeze wheeze bitch it's us the berry bois™ (totally trademarked) comin at ya to HUNT SOME DEMONS LET'S GO