“We’re all Wednesday, aren’t we?… I can’t!”+
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“We’re all Wednesday, aren’t we?… I can’t!”+
i live for this gif
this makes me smile
Gentle reminder that this happened…Harry’s most technically perfect performance of Sign of the Times on the Late Late Show (although the Graham Norton performance will always be ‘the best one’ because of the over-the-top levels of joy and relief). But this is how this song is meant to be sung.
listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood
I’ve gotta give it to you You give me problems
i love seeing this man smile
You’re worth it (bondy)
:Y/n gets really sad after fans have posted mean comments about her and bondy on bondys latest Instagram post:
“You’re gonna have to get of cause I’ve got Pilates in 10 minuets” I hear from the front of the bus, bondy was currently doing a tour of the bus for Zig Zag rolling papers. I had to stay in Larry and Vans “room”, I was reading all the comments on bondy new post on Instagram, it was a photo of me and him kissing on the balcony. They were some really nice comments but then I got to the bad ones, I usually don’t care about mean remarks made about me but these ones hurt. “You don’t deserve him you ugly cow” “you look like a fucking slag” and worst of all, suicide threats. I didn’t know if I wanted to tell him, I’m just to scared.
I heard quiet foot steps coming towards Van and Larry’s room, “hi babe, what ya doing?” I looked up at bondy and burst out crying uncontrollably. “Hey hey hey, what’s wrong darling?”
“Delete the post”
“What post?”
“The one of me and you, delete it”
“Ok ok, just tell me what’s wrong”
I showed him the comments, he started hugging me so hard I couldn’t breathe. “Darling, they’re fans they can be like that sometimes, I’ll delete the post and I’ll say something about it, don’t worry yourself love, your my world and I do deserve ya, I love you soooo much just don’t forget that, shh shh”
“I love you so much bondy, I love you” I started hugging him even tighter. I lifted up my head from his shoulder and I softly kissed his lips. Just then Larry entered the room. “Hey hey bondy lid what ya....oh...uh y/n....what’s wrong?”
“Mean fans were telling y/n to kill herself and saying I don’t deserve her cause she’s ugly and that, which is definitely not true” he said, he kissed my forehead the my cheeks and softly placed a kiss on my lips. “Aahh, I see, y/n listen up here right, they comments mean nothing ok, your absolutely amazing and bonds here is so so so lucky to have you, I’m not kidding”
“Thank you so much Larry, that means a lot”
“Oh no problem y/n, anyways I better get going, Van wanted me to play fifa with him, bye” he says while slowly leaving the room, leaving me and my boyfriend alone.
“You good love?”
“Yep, much better” i said as I let out a quiet sigh of relief as bondy opened his phone and deleted the post of me and him. “Hey y/n, why don’t you go and have a shower, I’ll come with you if you want”
“Ok” I led bondy to the shower in the tour bus, it was really small but it could still hold two people in it. I peeled of my clothes and took out my hair tie, bondy done the same and stepped into the shower with me following. I turned the shower on and picked up the shampoo, I slowly started to wash bondys hair while he was singing the moment by tame impala, he knew this was my favorite song and it made me happier every time he sang it.
I picked up the shower head and put it to his hair, washing out all the shampoo until his hair wasn’t soapy. He picked up the shower gel and washed my back.
It was so calming until Van rushes into the ridiculously small bathroom. “SHIT IM GONNA PISS MESELF!”
“Van, what the fuck you doing here!” Bondy said while trying to cover my naked body.
“Mate I’ve not been to the toilet in like 6 hours, I’m not alright”
“Hurry up then!” I shouted, I don’t think van even realized I was in the shower as he let out a tiny scream. He’s such a dick, oh my god.
Heart of gold
(Before catb were really famous)
Laying in bed, hearing the very loud snores of Van who was laying next to me in our bed. I could feel his breath on my torso as he lay his head on my chest. I needed to go to the bathroom but I didn’t want to move Incase I woke Van up from his perfect slumber. I gently moved his head into the pillow but as soon as his head made contact with the pillow, he had opened his eyes and quietly groaned. “Sorry, did I wake you?” I quietly said, “ye but its fine honestly”.
I stood up and went to the bathroom and I changed my pad and brushed my teeth. I heard van on the phone to someone, it’s probably his mum. Vans mum has constantly been calling him everyday because her best friend died, I was heartbroken when me and Van got the phone call while we were in Japan, if I was able to go and see Mary I would have because I couldn’t bare to hear her in such agony over her friends death.
“Y/n, come here a sec, I need to tell you something!”. Van sounded really exited all of a sudden and shouted on me to come and here his news. I exited the bathroom and saw Van laying on his side with one hand propping himself up and the other hand scrolling through his phone, he had a massive smile on his face, I could only see the bottom half of his face as he was leaning down looking at his phone. He looked up and me with bloodshot eyes, he had been crying tears of happiness.
“What’s with you?” I said while slightly giggling, I walked over to him and kissed him lightly on the nose, he sat up and crossed his legs. “You’ll never guess what, me and the lads just got asked to perform on later with jools holland! How mad is that!”
“Oh my god babe! I’m so proud of you honey!”. I couldn’t believe my ears when he said that, the first ever live show the band was going to perform on was later with jools holland!, I’m so proud and finally catfish were going to finally be recognized.
“When you performing?”
“Next week on Thursday”
“Awh babe, you’re going to be amazing I swear, I’m so proud, your going to come so far!”
“Honey, you have such a heart of gold, I love you so much y/ln”
“I love you too mcCann”
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Hii, I hope you all enjoyed my first post, I’ve literally just started writing so it’s obviously not as good as all the other fan fics but I tried to make it good. I know that catfish hasn’t been on later with jools holland but I just wanted to add this into the story because of how much i appreciate jools for his work and all the things he has done for bands and artists.
Megan Xx
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Hi, I know a lot of people barely look at this account because it’s stranded in all the other small fan fic accounts but I’m trying my best to get more people to request things, so please if you see this, request some fics for me to write 😁Xx
This song is possibly one of my favorites X
Does anyone have a photo of vans ex girlfriend nyree? I’m curious as to what she looks like 😬x
One of the best things I’ve witnessed honestly idc if that’s sad
Me, when I’m dreaming about KJ or Cole