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hc that andrew was the one who wanted cats and neil was hesitant at first but then he meet king and sir and falls in love imediataly

one day andrew is very relaxed cuddling with neil but sir wanted to lay down just where andrew's arm was across from Neil's chest - it couldn't be anywhere else, it has to be THERE. sir does that little cat-punch thing you know? and then keeps meowing at andrew, who is very much a little shitty and just.. meows back. it goes back and forth until sir gets offended and upon that neil goes OH NO ANDREW WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM

and andrew: nothing, josten

and neil: i bet you offended him in cat language. apologize.

andrew: no wtf

neil: andrew, sir is sad. apologize right now.

* a ten minutes long glare contest *

andrew: ... im sorry sir

sir: meow?

andrew: i said im sorry!!

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i wish aftg was real just so i could see edits of neil fighting during the games

imagine. him taking off his helmet to curse one of his opponents, all sweaty and pissed off. him fighting for the ball, doing the craziest shit, jumping after what should have been an impossible ball, easily shaking off a backliner twice his size.

OR EVEN BETTER

an edit of Kevin and Neil in the goal area fighting for their lives to mark a point, all the players there to help or stop them. there is kicking, pushing, rackets flying around, shouting, bodies hitting against the walls.

and then there is Andrew. all by himself on the other side of the court, bored, trying to balance his stick in his hand.

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hc that aaron and neil have to take an Uber together every Friday and neil always lies to the driver just to annoy Aaron

neil: when you will tell your girlfriend about us?

aaron: stop! im not gay!

neil: we have been sneaking around for months! * turns to the driver, teary eyes * can you believe this?!

when the Uber driver is a woman neil fake whispers: stop, aaron! woman can drive, don't be like that, its so offensive!

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nooo guys neil is not cuddling with Andrew. he is the foxes captain he needs to make sure his team is sleeping peacefully to have a good game tomorrow. thats all. not everything has to be gay! andrew is just feeling cold is it a crime to help him out? and maybe his tongue is cold too thats why neil is sucking on it. see a perfectly good explanation cmon guys

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guys. high school academic rivals au but the rivalry is between Aaron (the geekest, nerdest, ace, straight As) and Neil (former vice captain of the Exy time but he hurt his leg so he will have to spend 6 month w/out playing, and now his competitive streak is fully concentrated on academic success)

they are neck to neck, scaring everyone around them, annoying all of the teachers. until aaron has the brilliant idea to convince his gay brother to seduce Neil into studying less.

HOWEVER! Neil had the brilliant idea to seduce Andrew, because it will make Aaron mad and therefore distract him from the studies.

Andrew, who was really into Neil, is only living his best life btw

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hc that andrew always opens doors for neil. its not a conscious choice, his body just does that like natural instincts and he didn't care enough to stop himself from doing it.

until nicky points that out. omg you two are so cute!

then andrew opens the door only to close it in neils face. sometimes he will even open the passager's seat door, wait until neil is close enough and then slam it shut

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hc that after a couple years they're in pro, a goalie from another country comes to the US and he's stats are as good as Andrew's

and andrew shouldn't care because he doesn't give a fuck about exy. but.

he had been effortlessly the best, now there's someone who can do better than him? he hates how much it affects him, he hates losing the idgaf war and he hates even more that the new goalie and neil are on the same team

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i was thinking. jealous andreil. not jealous of the losers hitting on neil or the yearning stares andrew gets when hes at the gym but of whoever gets to be there

when they are on different teams they are jealous of everyone who gets to spend time with the other. andrew is jealous of the goalie whos blocking neils shot, and neil is jealous of the uber driver who got to drive andrew today. andrew is jealous of neils neighbors who hear neils keys on the lock and footsteps, then neil is jealous of the teammates who saw andrew in gear this morning

they just want to be together, to be close to the other. neil is miles away from andrew and he hates everyone who's closer, andrew feels like punching everyone who is breathing the same air as neil because he CANT hes far and he CANT

thus they are jealous. not because they feel threatened or are scared of losing the other, but because they want to be there

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aftg au where the monsters are a band, andrew has the badboy reputation, is super famous and talented.

neil was running away from lola, ended up getting blood all over his clothes and had to take it off in order to blend in. since lola was on his, he didn't have time to change properly....

somehow he ends up wearing just his bulletproof vest, paired up with the two sizes smaller pants he stole five years ago, looking all dangerous and pretty. right outside andrews hotel. with all of his groupies.

andrew sees, invites his to the hotel bar, neil * looking desperately over his shoulders * says yes and sprints inside

over the rest of the monster tour, neil followed them as Andrew's groupie with special invitations to the backstage (and hotel rooms)

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matt: guys please stop asking a twink for Christmas I've been fighting elves all day to protect my boy Neil. im afraid i wont win Santa in a fight he knwos too much

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hc that Aaron has a kid that looks so much like him that the Foxes said that the twins were now triplet.

except Neil, who is always looking suspicious at Aaron and asking "did you steal this child?" "are you sure youre the father" "i can see that Andrew is the uncle, but you look so ugly i doubt you're blood related to them" "maybe they switched babies at the hospital?"

HOWEVER!!!!

Aaron also has a very ugly dog.

Neil insists that the dog looks just like Aaron and often mistake their names. Neil is so devoted to the bit that sometimes he has full conversation with the dog as if the animal were a person, even when no one is around.

every single time he sees Aaron, Neil gasps and says "ANDREW! THE DOG CAN SPEAK!"

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neil saying that he needs something to relief his stress then reaching out in his pocket, everyone thinks that he is about to smoke but then he takes out a stack of photos he took of Andrew and just look at them for a creepy long amount of time

(vs andrew who just closes his eyes and pictures neils face)

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andrew and aaron who were adopted by bee when then were young, then every Halloween aaron would pick an extremely nerdy costume, while andrew the biggest mommas boy ever would always match costumes with bee. thats it until he meets kid!neil and cant decide who to go matching with

he ends up going as honey, bee as a bee and neil as winnie the pooh (aaron is behind them grinning all proud and saying hi im Alexander Fleming and I discovered penicillin)

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it came to me in a dream. everyone thinking that aaron minyard is the biggest player in palmetto because he always has a sock in his door knob

(he found out that if he does that everyone leaves him alone and he gets to study in silence)

(he shares his technique with kate and they just sit in his bed and read, making moaning noises from time to time)

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the foxes showing all sorts of scary bloody movies to neil and he laughing of the most disgusting scenes. jump scares? amusing. a guy starts to torture other and the foxes hold their breath, thinking that maybe that could trigger neil but he was having fun

until they show him a romcom that one of the main characters dies. Neil wasn't sad, no. he was terrified. frozen in place for hours after the movie ended. Andrew had to carry him to bed. he barely was able to function on practice the following day. nightmares for a week, had to see Bee and actually talked, had two panic attacks about the movie

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Andrew's pov of WHAT. of everything that ever happened i hope. literally everything. historically. grab a history book and re write it in andrews pov, then we can start aftg. i need the backstory first. whats Andrews stand on colonization what does he think about the constitution. andrews pov about every war that has ever happened ever. what was andrew doing during the trojan war what does he think about achilles. i need to know. KEVIN needs to know. Andrew pls analyze cave paintings

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i cant think about anything besides andrews pov. i need it. more than water air food. im being completely normal and reasonable about it. just.. give to me. cmon. just a few words to take the edge off im not even shaking rn im so cool and nonchalant