chaotic crackheads energy

podcasts and anime and monster gay disaster, but in a bastard way they/them agender bi with no life skills

[raphaelsantiagosavedhimself]

The whole ‘Magnus without a belly button’ thing never made sense anyway. I mean I guess it was a nice touch in outlining the fact that he’s not entirely human in a very subtle way but like…how was he born? Was there no umbilical cord? How did his parents wait ten years and only realise there was something different about him when his eyes changed? They seriously never thought to themselves 'hey, my son doesn’t have a belly button. That’s weird’

[xhydrias]

It’s because when you get old your belly button “heals” and it’s to show he’s immortal

[xhydrias]

My cat loves to have me spoon him but it’s so fucking hot. Help.

[xhydrias]

[xhydrias]

Another one cause I can’t help myself

[xhydrias]

[xhydrias]

Edit of manga Hakujin to Kurobotan

[xhydrias]

Updated version

[xhydrias]

Edit of manga Hakujin to Kurobotan

[tiredloserr]

okay but could a depressed person do this?? *consumes podcasts at an alarming rate*

[theunsubtleknife]

In my humble opinion you shouldn't listen to The Black Tapes but instead listen to me talk about The Black Tapes

For example: the show never talks about how funny Strand's implied psychic abilities are, whereas I won't shut up about it

[blee-bleep]

kanamori but with this shirt

[gingersnapdragonspice]

Alright but I want one with just Professional Idiot

[gingersnapdragonspice]

[xhydrias]

[nice-kill-tanaka]

I find it insulting that everything in my life has led up to me becoming a filthy rare pair shipper

[xhydrias]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

I really dislike Kawaii Future Bass or whatever this genre is called so I made it sound shitty with a bunch of random samples.

[woolieshubris]

[loth-catgirl]

[xhydrias]

This really gives Renai Circulation energy 

[xhydrias]

Wow. the first canonical gay character in the storage papers is described as both “exotic” for being middle eastern and/or asian (like wtf?) and sexy due to it, and a sexual predator / rapist. ???? not to mention that they ‘draw in’ the male narrator by giving a girl-on-girl kiss, because yeah that’s the prerogative, that we want to lure in straight men

like I understand having different narration perspectives and reflecting that in speech/though but ugh. i’ve been sticking with the storage papers but this episode really rubs me the wrong way

probably am going to drop it

[im-the-king-of-the-ocean]

today in bitter disappointment

When you’ve been staring down a quote from a podcast you thought you were going to like (the Storage Papers), recommended by a company you thought you liked (Rusty Quill), and you’re still upset over it:

“The chameleons possess the ability to mimic human beings in their appearance and behavior.  They can infiltrate all levels of government and our military, and we have reason to believe that they have already done so.”

“And we’ve come to believe that there may even be subsets of agencies within our own ranks who have made side deals with them.“

-The Storage Papers, Season 2 Episode 11: Conspiracy Anonymous

in case you’re wondering -

Sources on antisemitic global conspiracies (where apparently Jewish people are secretly ruling the world, which, I assure you, we are not):

Anti-Semitism lurks behind modern conspiracy theories

Your conspiracy theory is anti-Semitic

David Icke and his cabal of giant shapeshifting lizards who rule the world

more on David Icke

so, yeah, don’t really feel like continuing with a piece of media that leans on anti-semitism for its narrative tropes 🙃

[wroth-and-ruin]

All y’all out here in the TMA fandom talkin about icons like the guy who froze the key to the buried and that plumber who somehow managed to miss a wholeass murder-clown barn. Talkin about how you’d all like to see just once what would have happened if someone had straight up punched an avatar in the face.

How is no one talkin about my man Alexander Scaplehorn, the absolute legend who went to investigate the Trophy Room for money laundering in ep 54 and escaped by fuckin bodyslamming an avatar of the Stranger straight to the floor and then just fuckin hightailin it outta there. This man is a true badass and it’s a crime he doesn’t get mentioned in this fandom more.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You left out the best part which was that after he barely escaped from Monster Taxidermy Hell with his life, he wrote them a glowing report, because whatever creepy supernatural bullshit they were doing, they weren’t laundering money.

[rosie-with-knives]

@titanfalling this is my new guess for dmc

[xhydrias]

me, listening to a FOB song

Hey, I could make a KuroDai fic AU out of this!

[thatpinkbetch]

Why is class 1a being so homophobic in this chapter 😩😩😩

[xhydrias]

Will i ever be able to write a kiss scene that is Under a page long

who knows. probably not