almost correct kep1er

dayeon told me this is accurate

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pt(br)/eng - he/him.

for kep1er (and some gp999 contestants) <3

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Hikaru: Unnie, let's be honest, you love me :)

Mashiro: I literally would sell you for moldy sandwiches

Hikaru: Then why you came into my room, charged my phone, fixed my blanket and kissed my forehead last night?

Mashiro: Y-you weren't asleep??

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Mashiro: *wears dark grey*

Yujin: I see you're breaking out the spring colours

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Yeseo: What's worse than heartbreak?

Chaehyun: When you wake up in the morning and realize your phone wasn't charging

Dayeon: When you wake up in the morning

Youngeun: When you wake up

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Hikaru: Do you want a tarot reading?

Chaehyun: These are pokemon cards.

Hikaru: You get magikarp, it means you suck.

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Youngeun: I’d date you.

Bahiyyih: What?

Youngeun: I said I HATE YOU-

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Yujin: Isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other people?

Xiaoting: Plane tickets?

Chaehyun: Concert tickets?

Youngeun: Prostitution?

Yujin:

Yujin, holding his broken frames: Glasses.

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Youngeun: Since it’s impossible to know which stage of my life is ‘midlife,’ I’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

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Chaehyun: You know, bisexuality isn't that hard to understand. Girls are cute, guys are cute. What more do you want from me?

Bahiyyih: I want your wallet.

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Youngeun: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Yeseo.

Yujin: You just said it again.

Yeseo:

Youngeun: I am not a role model.

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Hikaru: The Korean and Japanese languages cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself.

Hikaru: Winky face.

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Hikaru: I'm having one of those things... A headache with pictures.

Mashiro: What?

Youngeun: She's having an idea.

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[at Youngeun's GP999 audition]

MNET: Okay, so you live in Seoul, right?

Youngeun: Listen, my parents live in Seoul.

Youngeun: I live in the moment.

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Computer: Enter a new password.

Dayeon, typing: Hikaru.

Computer: Password is too short.

Dayeon: I know.

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Yujin: My child is completely fine.

Xiaoting: Which child?

Yujin: I don't know but one of them has to be.

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Bahiyyih: Can I get a best friend?

Yujin: Sure, what type?

Bahiyyih: ... A loud one...?

Yujin: Which size?

Bahiyyih: ... Shmoll.

Yujin, back from the adoption center: Ok, there you go.

Hikaru, with a smiley face: Hi.

Bahiyyih:

Bahiyyih, aggressively hugging Hikaru: SHE'S PERFECT!!!

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Bahiyyih and Hikaru: You love us, right, Xiaoting?

Xiaoting: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.